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Monday, August 24, 2009
More on being friends with exes
"The girls who work with my new girlfriend said you walked by the other day and were glaring at her."
"The girls who work with your new girlfriend know who I am?"
"I guess so."
"Huh. Why would I do that? That's stupid."
"I know."
"Did you tell them that I wasn't glaring, that that's just what my face looks like?"
"Yeah, I told her you just have sort of a scowely face."
"Thanks, dude."
"The girls who work with your new girlfriend know who I am?"
"I guess so."
"Huh. Why would I do that? That's stupid."
"I know."
"Did you tell them that I wasn't glaring, that that's just what my face looks like?"
"Yeah, I told her you just have sort of a scowely face."
"Thanks, dude."
Friday, August 21, 2009
Boobies
*** Editor's note: Alecia in North Carolina's a rare breed on Datingisweird.com, a guest blogger unafraid to use her real name. Take that, Anonymous! ***
So I met this guy online. We'll call him Idiot. Idiot and I spoke for a couple weeks via email, IM, phone calls and text. He seemed like a really nice guy and we had a lot of common interests. He lives about an hour away so getting together for coffee wasn't as easy as all that, but eventually we did make plans for a Friday night.
So, I get all dolled up. Black pants, sexy tank top, little make up, little perfume, I'm good to go. I waited for him to arrive with excitement and just a touch of nervousness, but I honestly just knew we were going to have a good time. Idiot arrives and gets out of the car to shake my hand and say hi. I hop in and first things first, we have to make a quick trip to Target because apparently he needed to get his nephew some birthday present. We're on our way and literally, about a whole 2 minutes into the ride Idiot looks over at me and says, "Your boobies look nice."
I'm sorry...uuhhh...what? My inner thoughts: "You're 29 years old and you still say boobies? And secondly, what the fuck dude?"
I didn't actually say these things; I just told him to shut up. Idiot laughs, "Okay, okay, sorry." So I thought to myself, oh he just had a dumb guy moment. We get to the store and everything is good. I move on, I forget for a bit that he mentioned my tits and referred to them as boobies. We arrive at dinner and Idiot orders a mass amount of food which I find not only disturbing, but also hilarious as he just got done telling me how "healthy" he was trying to be. Umm, yeah, when you order the salad, it actually stops being good for you when you pile a half a pound of cheese on it, and bacon, and chicken, croutons and a half gallon of ranch dressing. (no, I don't care that the bottle says "Light" - you're retarded) Anyway...as we sit there and I begin to munch, him shovel, I notice that Idiot's leering at me; staring at me in this very intrusive way that has me tugging at my shirt again.
Finally I look at him and I say, "What? Why the crap are you staring at me like that?"
Idiot: "You know, it's funny...out of all the girls I've dated, you're not all my type, HOWEVER, I kinda wanna do you right now."
My inner thoughts: "Do me? Did he really just tell me over my Greek salad that he wants to DO me? Awesome." The people at the table next to us gasped and choked. I felt their pain.
Me: "Can you bring me home now? No, like...right now. Stop eating, check, car. Let's go."
So I met this guy online. We'll call him Idiot. Idiot and I spoke for a couple weeks via email, IM, phone calls and text. He seemed like a really nice guy and we had a lot of common interests. He lives about an hour away so getting together for coffee wasn't as easy as all that, but eventually we did make plans for a Friday night.
So, I get all dolled up. Black pants, sexy tank top, little make up, little perfume, I'm good to go. I waited for him to arrive with excitement and just a touch of nervousness, but I honestly just knew we were going to have a good time. Idiot arrives and gets out of the car to shake my hand and say hi. I hop in and first things first, we have to make a quick trip to Target because apparently he needed to get his nephew some birthday present. We're on our way and literally, about a whole 2 minutes into the ride Idiot looks over at me and says, "Your boobies look nice."
I'm sorry...uuhhh...what? My inner thoughts: "You're 29 years old and you still say boobies? And secondly, what the fuck dude?"
I didn't actually say these things; I just told him to shut up. Idiot laughs, "Okay, okay, sorry." So I thought to myself, oh he just had a dumb guy moment. We get to the store and everything is good. I move on, I forget for a bit that he mentioned my tits and referred to them as boobies. We arrive at dinner and Idiot orders a mass amount of food which I find not only disturbing, but also hilarious as he just got done telling me how "healthy" he was trying to be. Umm, yeah, when you order the salad, it actually stops being good for you when you pile a half a pound of cheese on it, and bacon, and chicken, croutons and a half gallon of ranch dressing. (no, I don't care that the bottle says "Light" - you're retarded) Anyway...as we sit there and I begin to munch, him shovel, I notice that Idiot's leering at me; staring at me in this very intrusive way that has me tugging at my shirt again.
Finally I look at him and I say, "What? Why the crap are you staring at me like that?"
Idiot: "You know, it's funny...out of all the girls I've dated, you're not all my type, HOWEVER, I kinda wanna do you right now."
My inner thoughts: "Do me? Did he really just tell me over my Greek salad that he wants to DO me? Awesome." The people at the table next to us gasped and choked. I felt their pain.
Me: "Can you bring me home now? No, like...right now. Stop eating, check, car. Let's go."
Thursday, August 20, 2009
Mature Free Personals Dating Websites Services
Recent statistics indicate that 49% of people over 50 are single. Makes sense then that this is a growing group of dating enthusiasts with bundles to offer their potential partners. It is now recognized as one of the fastest growing niches across the planet. It's really not surprising at all.
Single seniors the world over are now opting to look for new companions, friends, lovers, and spouses in cyberspace as opposed to the more traditional venues of cruise ships, bowling clubs, and church socials. It's not necessary to wonder the streets or the clubs to find a partner in mature dating sites? This can be especially advantageous for those who do not have access to cars, transport, or don't feel comfortable hitting the senior citizens singles bars solo.
For the senior singleton who does not have any single friends to accompany them out while they check out the singles, there are some mature dating sites can be a real bonus. Better still, if you are working on your appearance, or trying to lose a few pounds, you can do that while you are striking up new relationships. By the time you meet your potential hot date, you will be all serviced and ready to roll.
Senior or free personals and senior online dating have many advantages and a few disadvantages as well.
Some of the advantages are :
it's not like there won't be enough senior singles to choose from.
cheaper than a cruise.You can meet hundreds of singles in dating websites to chat with them.
you don't have to turn your hearing aid up or down in a noisy bar.Have the opportunity to strike up good lines of communication through emails before meeting other singles.
You even get to state whether you're seeking a partner in dating websites, someone to romance or do the cooking and cleaning or paint the house , meet other singles with specific hobbies, sports, or interests, the same as yourself. Expand your social circle while looking for Mr or Mrs Right.
your new Mr or Mrs Right can be located anywhere in the world.
Did your children send you to some isolated retirement home that you weren't ready for along way from your stomping grounds? Don't worry, that's what the internet is for. Just look for senior free personals in your new neck of the woods and off you go.
there are many senior dating services to select from. Do your research before signing up, and join the one best for you.
Some questionable issues with online dating services sometimes can be:
out of date photos. If they still look 25 they aren't being truthful or they have an excellent plastic surgeon.Profiles full of half truths. Does this single sound to good to be true? Then why are they still single?ability to con unsuspecting folk out of personal details, bank accounts, credit card details, and money. Never disclose details that you wouldn't be comfortable giving any other stranger on the street.
Grifters go gray too!
always check any small print on the membership details along with any extra prices for upgrading or terminating.
Dating sites dedicated for older dating not only cater to heterosexual couple, but also for Jewish senior dating, black senior dating, and senior gay dating. Doesn't matter what turns you on, there will definitely be a partner there for you no matter in dating services sites.
Mature dating, a state of mind or a date of birth? The choice is yours.
Source: buzzle.com
Single seniors the world over are now opting to look for new companions, friends, lovers, and spouses in cyberspace as opposed to the more traditional venues of cruise ships, bowling clubs, and church socials. It's not necessary to wonder the streets or the clubs to find a partner in mature dating sites? This can be especially advantageous for those who do not have access to cars, transport, or don't feel comfortable hitting the senior citizens singles bars solo.
For the senior singleton who does not have any single friends to accompany them out while they check out the singles, there are some mature dating sites can be a real bonus. Better still, if you are working on your appearance, or trying to lose a few pounds, you can do that while you are striking up new relationships. By the time you meet your potential hot date, you will be all serviced and ready to roll.
Senior or free personals and senior online dating have many advantages and a few disadvantages as well.
Some of the advantages are :
it's not like there won't be enough senior singles to choose from.
cheaper than a cruise.You can meet hundreds of singles in dating websites to chat with them.
you don't have to turn your hearing aid up or down in a noisy bar.Have the opportunity to strike up good lines of communication through emails before meeting other singles.
You even get to state whether you're seeking a partner in dating websites, someone to romance or do the cooking and cleaning or paint the house , meet other singles with specific hobbies, sports, or interests, the same as yourself. Expand your social circle while looking for Mr or Mrs Right.
your new Mr or Mrs Right can be located anywhere in the world.
Did your children send you to some isolated retirement home that you weren't ready for along way from your stomping grounds? Don't worry, that's what the internet is for. Just look for senior free personals in your new neck of the woods and off you go.
there are many senior dating services to select from. Do your research before signing up, and join the one best for you.
Some questionable issues with online dating services sometimes can be:
out of date photos. If they still look 25 they aren't being truthful or they have an excellent plastic surgeon.Profiles full of half truths. Does this single sound to good to be true? Then why are they still single?ability to con unsuspecting folk out of personal details, bank accounts, credit card details, and money. Never disclose details that you wouldn't be comfortable giving any other stranger on the street.
Grifters go gray too!
always check any small print on the membership details along with any extra prices for upgrading or terminating.
Dating sites dedicated for older dating not only cater to heterosexual couple, but also for Jewish senior dating, black senior dating, and senior gay dating. Doesn't matter what turns you on, there will definitely be a partner there for you no matter in dating services sites.
Mature dating, a state of mind or a date of birth? The choice is yours.
Source: buzzle.com
Tuesday, August 18, 2009
Signs
***Editor's note: Today's guest post is from Peaches. Thanks, Peaches! ***
You’re not sure he’s going to come over tonight, but just in case, you wait to wash off your make-up until just before you go to bed, and then fall asleep with your phone on your bedside table.
You find a shirt of his at your place. It’s dirty and sweaty, and you smell it. The smell is intoxicating.
You avoid meeting other perfectly cute, perfectly single and perfectly available people.
You send an anonymous post to Datingisweird.com, hoping he’ll read it, and leave her.
You’re not sure he’s going to come over tonight, but just in case, you wait to wash off your make-up until just before you go to bed, and then fall asleep with your phone on your bedside table.
You find a shirt of his at your place. It’s dirty and sweaty, and you smell it. The smell is intoxicating.
You avoid meeting other perfectly cute, perfectly single and perfectly available people.
You send an anonymous post to Datingisweird.com, hoping he’ll read it, and leave her.
Monday, August 17, 2009
Chas
*** Editor's note: Today's guest post comes in from Louise. Thanks Louise! ***
Met Chas one summer in Moab, when I worked as a seasonal ranger in Canyonlands National Park. Ran into him at the Laundromat in town, exchanged stories, contact info. His claim to fame was that he had served as the body double for Brad Pitt during the filming of Thelma and Louise many years before. Now he was in his late thirties and beginning to show wear and tear at the edges. I was much younger.
He did in fact look remarkably like Brad Pitt in profile. Even from the front, except when he smiled - his face crinkled all the wrong ways. The weathered face and neck of someone who had stayed too long on the windy high plateau.
Soon after, he turned up at the Park just as I was getting off work. What I remember most was his cringe-inducing comment as we hiked the river path. "The park is so “sensual,” he enthused, "can't you just feel it." Later in the evening, more memorable moments. First, he assured me that he had recently been tested, undergone a health exam. Just a week ago as luck would have it, and he was STD free. Then he whipped out the paper work to confirm it. Just happened to have it on him. All the markings of a clinic certificate generated on a home computer.
Months later, curiosity kicked in. Rented Thelma and Louise CD to check out the Brad body-double bit parts to see if it was Chas. Only definitive shot was a headless camera sweep of Brad’s abdominal area in the motel scene with Thelma. Awesome abs, but prolly not Chas.
Met Chas one summer in Moab, when I worked as a seasonal ranger in Canyonlands National Park. Ran into him at the Laundromat in town, exchanged stories, contact info. His claim to fame was that he had served as the body double for Brad Pitt during the filming of Thelma and Louise many years before. Now he was in his late thirties and beginning to show wear and tear at the edges. I was much younger.
He did in fact look remarkably like Brad Pitt in profile. Even from the front, except when he smiled - his face crinkled all the wrong ways. The weathered face and neck of someone who had stayed too long on the windy high plateau.
Soon after, he turned up at the Park just as I was getting off work. What I remember most was his cringe-inducing comment as we hiked the river path. "The park is so “sensual,” he enthused, "can't you just feel it." Later in the evening, more memorable moments. First, he assured me that he had recently been tested, undergone a health exam. Just a week ago as luck would have it, and he was STD free. Then he whipped out the paper work to confirm it. Just happened to have it on him. All the markings of a clinic certificate generated on a home computer.
Months later, curiosity kicked in. Rented Thelma and Louise CD to check out the Brad body-double bit parts to see if it was Chas. Only definitive shot was a headless camera sweep of Brad’s abdominal area in the motel scene with Thelma. Awesome abs, but prolly not Chas.
Online Dating Personals Service Websites
In recent times single online dating services are most ordinary. Singles from all over the world is flocking into online dating services in search of their partner. People have different requirements and criteria. All want a partner who can be completely live in harmony and happy with each other.
There are single men seeking for single women, gays seeking for another gay, lesbians seeking their partner, elderly men seeking love in internet, divorcees to find a online dating partner and build up their life again, and single parents who search for another single parent to understand and support each other—the list goes on.
The best part of the online dating service is they have solution for all of them! Nobody needs to be disappointed in finding that special one. There are endless choices in front of them. Only thing they need to do is use it properly.
If your search is for another single parent to date online, you can register with the respective dating websites to chat and date. Being a single parent is tough and searching for someone comes as natural for them.
For them a single online dating service is the best to find the right dating personals. When you consider for a date, you definitely think about a person who loves you and your children.
Now it become really easy for single parents to find a person either a single parent themselves or any other singles. For growing up children it is most important to have a partner. You can solve that problem now easily with an online dating web site.Finding a dating personals and having date with them.
When you first decide about searching a partner, probably you need to talk to your children. You are not sure how there reaction would be. They may or may not understand your wishes. However, we should understand that they are too young and do not know the toughness of the world. Proper discussions and patient approach can help you in making them understanding the situation. They gradually will cope with your interests.
When you sign up with an online dating service websites, do not forget the importance of honesty and opens. They are the best ways to reach your goals. You should let the other person know all about your life, especially when you have failed a relationship. You have to discuss a lot of things with your prospective partner including your children.
Also it is important to find the right web site. You can find a huge number of such online dating services. Finding the right one can be a little difficult without a thorough investigation on the websites.
If you are completely ignorant about the dating websites you can take advice from people who know about such websites. Even you can take help from reviews about the websites. After spending a considerable amount of time on such sites you will come to know which is popular and reliable.
Source: articleforfree.com/
There are single men seeking for single women, gays seeking for another gay, lesbians seeking their partner, elderly men seeking love in internet, divorcees to find a online dating partner and build up their life again, and single parents who search for another single parent to understand and support each other—the list goes on.
The best part of the online dating service is they have solution for all of them! Nobody needs to be disappointed in finding that special one. There are endless choices in front of them. Only thing they need to do is use it properly.
If your search is for another single parent to date online, you can register with the respective dating websites to chat and date. Being a single parent is tough and searching for someone comes as natural for them.
For them a single online dating service is the best to find the right dating personals. When you consider for a date, you definitely think about a person who loves you and your children.
Now it become really easy for single parents to find a person either a single parent themselves or any other singles. For growing up children it is most important to have a partner. You can solve that problem now easily with an online dating web site.Finding a dating personals and having date with them.
When you first decide about searching a partner, probably you need to talk to your children. You are not sure how there reaction would be. They may or may not understand your wishes. However, we should understand that they are too young and do not know the toughness of the world. Proper discussions and patient approach can help you in making them understanding the situation. They gradually will cope with your interests.
When you sign up with an online dating service websites, do not forget the importance of honesty and opens. They are the best ways to reach your goals. You should let the other person know all about your life, especially when you have failed a relationship. You have to discuss a lot of things with your prospective partner including your children.
Also it is important to find the right web site. You can find a huge number of such online dating services. Finding the right one can be a little difficult without a thorough investigation on the websites.
If you are completely ignorant about the dating websites you can take advice from people who know about such websites. Even you can take help from reviews about the websites. After spending a considerable amount of time on such sites you will come to know which is popular and reliable.
Source: articleforfree.com/
Friday, August 14, 2009
What would you do?
I recently woke to find a Canadian in my bed.
I’d met him the night previous, his name was Gus, and he was in town for some Ironman or something or other, and he was delighted to come home with me. After some rolling around, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, I washed my face just as mama always told me to do, and I brushed my teeth. But there’s a problem with brushing your teeth when you have a stranger you met at a bar in your bed.When you get back to bed, and Gus wants to kiss? No, thanks. I mean, his mouth tasted like Jim Beam and porter, and I think a few cigarettes. Oh, yeah, and we’d split an order of onion rings. Yikes.
Sorry, I digress.
The point of this story is the following morning. I woke up and looked over at him and all I wanted was for him to go the fuck away. It was a Tuesday, for shit’s sake. I had to work, I had an early morning appointment.
I wasn’t sure how to get rid of him, and looking back, I don’t think I picked the most graceful method. I got up without the morning snuggle he seemed to be leaning in for, I let out my cat, and I plopped myself down at my desk and started IMing my girlfriend, who was already at work.
(bing)
Jesus, I have some Canadian guy here, how do I get rid of him?
(bing)
Canadian? Is he hot?
(bing)
He’s OK. Beside the point. I want him gone. What do I do?
(bing)
What’s his name?
(bing)
Um, Gus, I think?
(bing)
Did he go down on you?
(bing)
Focus, dammit! How do I get rid of him? And yes, he did.
Of course, the sound of clacking and binging in the living room was all the cue he needed. He came out of my room dressed, asked directions back to his hotel, thanked me for the good time and got out of there.
So I was wondering, DIW folks. What do you do to get a one-night-stand to leave in the morning?
I’d met him the night previous, his name was Gus, and he was in town for some Ironman or something or other, and he was delighted to come home with me. After some rolling around, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, I washed my face just as mama always told me to do, and I brushed my teeth. But there’s a problem with brushing your teeth when you have a stranger you met at a bar in your bed.When you get back to bed, and Gus wants to kiss? No, thanks. I mean, his mouth tasted like Jim Beam and porter, and I think a few cigarettes. Oh, yeah, and we’d split an order of onion rings. Yikes.
Sorry, I digress.
The point of this story is the following morning. I woke up and looked over at him and all I wanted was for him to go the fuck away. It was a Tuesday, for shit’s sake. I had to work, I had an early morning appointment.
I wasn’t sure how to get rid of him, and looking back, I don’t think I picked the most graceful method. I got up without the morning snuggle he seemed to be leaning in for, I let out my cat, and I plopped myself down at my desk and started IMing my girlfriend, who was already at work.
(bing)
Jesus, I have some Canadian guy here, how do I get rid of him?
(bing)
Canadian? Is he hot?
(bing)
He’s OK. Beside the point. I want him gone. What do I do?
(bing)
What’s his name?
(bing)
Um, Gus, I think?
(bing)
Did he go down on you?
(bing)
Focus, dammit! How do I get rid of him? And yes, he did.
Of course, the sound of clacking and binging in the living room was all the cue he needed. He came out of my room dressed, asked directions back to his hotel, thanked me for the good time and got out of there.
So I was wondering, DIW folks. What do you do to get a one-night-stand to leave in the morning?
Thursday, August 13, 2009
Adult Dating Singles Websites
Duane Millard believes that the success of any program for single adults lies in getting new and different faces out to events.
Millard and his wife, Glenda, are co-chairs on the Holladay Region Single Adult Council, which organizes several events for adults who are adult dating 31 and older each year, including an upcoming Aug. 22 event at This Is the Place Heritage Park. People from all regions are invited to attend.
"We're trying to offer them an enormous value and an endless stream ... of new people to meet," he said. "We think that's critical to keep a adult dating singles program from dying."
Considering there are more than 140,000 adult dating singles over the age of 30 in Utah, Millard has a very large base to tap into. He said he and his wife are always trying to think of new activities and attractions to bring people out.
In recent years, the Holladay council has organized Valentine's Day dinners and dances, a spring two-day conference and a late summer event. Millard said they're also looking to add a fall event to which adult dating singles can bring their children, as there are many divorced and widowed people in the church with families.
"There's such an enormous need," Millard said. While one aspect of the activities is facilitating dating websites and relationships, he said that's only one of the many goals of the council.
He said, "One of (the goals) is for people who aren't looking for a partner to just find great, uplifting associations in dating websites."
Millard said he anticipates about 1,000 people will attend the evening event on Aug. 22. The activities will include a dinner, a speaker, a concert by the band "Reunion 65," a dance, speed dating, ice cream and marshmallow roasts.
Admission is $10 at the door, with activities beginning at 5:30 p.m. and lasting until 11:30 p.m. More information can be found. Questions can be directed to info@slc-sa.org, or by calling Duane Millard at 801-706-5082.
Millard said the events have been very popular in the past, and he and his wife were glad when what was supposed to be a three-year calling was extended indefinitely.
"We really do love the work," Millard said. "It's just been a lot of fun for us. It's very rewarding."
Source: mormontimes.com/
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Millard and his wife, Glenda, are co-chairs on the Holladay Region Single Adult Council, which organizes several events for adults who are adult dating 31 and older each year, including an upcoming Aug. 22 event at This Is the Place Heritage Park. People from all regions are invited to attend.
"We're trying to offer them an enormous value and an endless stream ... of new people to meet," he said. "We think that's critical to keep a adult dating singles program from dying."
Considering there are more than 140,000 adult dating singles over the age of 30 in Utah, Millard has a very large base to tap into. He said he and his wife are always trying to think of new activities and attractions to bring people out.
In recent years, the Holladay council has organized Valentine's Day dinners and dances, a spring two-day conference and a late summer event. Millard said they're also looking to add a fall event to which adult dating singles can bring their children, as there are many divorced and widowed people in the church with families.
"There's such an enormous need," Millard said. While one aspect of the activities is facilitating dating websites and relationships, he said that's only one of the many goals of the council.
He said, "One of (the goals) is for people who aren't looking for a partner to just find great, uplifting associations in dating websites."
Millard said he anticipates about 1,000 people will attend the evening event on Aug. 22. The activities will include a dinner, a speaker, a concert by the band "Reunion 65," a dance, speed dating, ice cream and marshmallow roasts.
Admission is $10 at the door, with activities beginning at 5:30 p.m. and lasting until 11:30 p.m. More information can be found. Questions can be directed to info@slc-sa.org, or by calling Duane Millard at 801-706-5082.
Millard said the events have been very popular in the past, and he and his wife were glad when what was supposed to be a three-year calling was extended indefinitely.
"We really do love the work," Millard said. "It's just been a lot of fun for us. It's very rewarding."
Source: mormontimes.com/
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Tuesday, August 11, 2009
Successful Online Single Dating Service
Stay away from online dating scams, warns the Boston Examiner. A story today in the online media source declares there are folks online who are tricky. Still other sites are fair. There’s a lot going on in cyberspace as guy meets gal these days.
One of the scams reported by the Boston Examiner has to do with advertisements from online single who share their good looks via photos, ask for money upfront to get to some unsuspecting fellow, then take the money and run; but that’s only part of the story.
There are the guys, mostly married, who don’t give out phone numbers and other relevant details. What they might want is just a little email or online dating sex, or something a bit better and less brief, but again there is no intention of a reasonable romance.
So what to do if you’re single and looking? A free online dating service has a plan. Theirs is a free social interaction site that’s popular these days Interested folk take a Psychology Test first. The matchups are done by determining emotional needs for online single . Likely following the old adage about the numbers in the sea being unlimited, so dating and romantic possibilities are hinted at being the same. So the online dating service underlines the fact there are plenty of singles available with attractive photos to boot. The company maintains that of all the online dating services they have the best matchups.
It has been featured in the Wall Street Journal, the Today Show and the New York Times. But what do those sources say? They say it is a popular online dating service, for certain. Canada in June had the top number of searches for this dating service. The search term Plenty of Fish is a popular one because of the singular popularity of the free dating service site for singles. The New York Times underlines the ingenuity of the website’s creator and his automated software program that allows him to only have to work 10 hours weekly while his company nets him $10 million/year. That’s a lot more than plenty of fish; it’s really holy mackerel since the company is only five years old. Canada led off with the interest, but the United States was not far behind.
Despite all the good news about plentiful people available at some online dating services, the news is also be careful about what you wish for, because the fish you get might be best thrown back in the pond while you, the customer, might be better off if you wander down to the nearest pub for a cool one in hopes some fine lady or gentleman will come singly by and be single. Or what about the old-fashioned library near a row of great books, where just maybe the wistful wanderer might find true love as two people reach for the same sort of book, showing there’s enough in common for an emotional beginning, without the worries of online problems and the need for psychological testing.
Source: digitaljournal.com
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One of the scams reported by the Boston Examiner has to do with advertisements from online single who share their good looks via photos, ask for money upfront to get to some unsuspecting fellow, then take the money and run; but that’s only part of the story.
There are the guys, mostly married, who don’t give out phone numbers and other relevant details. What they might want is just a little email or online dating sex, or something a bit better and less brief, but again there is no intention of a reasonable romance.
So what to do if you’re single and looking? A free online dating service has a plan. Theirs is a free social interaction site that’s popular these days Interested folk take a Psychology Test first. The matchups are done by determining emotional needs for online single . Likely following the old adage about the numbers in the sea being unlimited, so dating and romantic possibilities are hinted at being the same. So the online dating service underlines the fact there are plenty of singles available with attractive photos to boot. The company maintains that of all the online dating services they have the best matchups.
It has been featured in the Wall Street Journal, the Today Show and the New York Times. But what do those sources say? They say it is a popular online dating service, for certain. Canada in June had the top number of searches for this dating service. The search term Plenty of Fish is a popular one because of the singular popularity of the free dating service site for singles. The New York Times underlines the ingenuity of the website’s creator and his automated software program that allows him to only have to work 10 hours weekly while his company nets him $10 million/year. That’s a lot more than plenty of fish; it’s really holy mackerel since the company is only five years old. Canada led off with the interest, but the United States was not far behind.
Despite all the good news about plentiful people available at some online dating services, the news is also be careful about what you wish for, because the fish you get might be best thrown back in the pond while you, the customer, might be better off if you wander down to the nearest pub for a cool one in hopes some fine lady or gentleman will come singly by and be single. Or what about the old-fashioned library near a row of great books, where just maybe the wistful wanderer might find true love as two people reach for the same sort of book, showing there’s enough in common for an emotional beginning, without the worries of online problems and the need for psychological testing.
Source: digitaljournal.com
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Monday, August 10, 2009
Funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you?
I like funny guys. Silly funny, irreverent funny, sarcastic funny, dry funny—whatever. If you can get me to laugh, you might have a good shot.
However. Jokes can be tricky.
Funny: Starting up a game of truth or dare on the first date, especially if you take my dare to borrow a cowboy hat from a dude at the end of the bar and wear said hat wile you dance a jaunty jig for me.
Less funny: You take a truth, and when I ask where you want to be in five years, you answer “I think we’ll be married, and at least have two kids. Three maybe?”
Funny: You meet my dog, who’s usually an asshole, and she’s nice to you. When I tell you I’m surprised, you shrug and say, “Kids, dogs and gay guys all love me. I don’t know what it is.”
Less funny: You tell me, while lingering at my doorway at the end of the evening, that I “feel like home.”
Funny: You text me the next morning to ask how I’m feeling, and I admit I must have hit the gin a little too hard, because I have a wee headache. You respond, “Oh, sorry, I guess I got a little aggressive with the roofies.”
Not funny: When we have coffee later, and I tell you that I really, really, don’t think we should date, at least not until your divorce is final, or, at least until you and your wife are no longer living together, you tell me multiple times that I’m “breaking your heart.” Um, we met yesterday.
Waaay not funny: At the same coffee/letdown date, you start to tell a story, then pause and say, “No, that’s a really good story. I only tell that one in exchange for sexual favors.” I respond, “Well, I guess I won’t be hearing it then.” You respond, “Really? No? Shit. There goes my plan for getting you pregnant right away.”
However. Jokes can be tricky.
Funny: Starting up a game of truth or dare on the first date, especially if you take my dare to borrow a cowboy hat from a dude at the end of the bar and wear said hat wile you dance a jaunty jig for me.
Less funny: You take a truth, and when I ask where you want to be in five years, you answer “I think we’ll be married, and at least have two kids. Three maybe?”
Funny: You meet my dog, who’s usually an asshole, and she’s nice to you. When I tell you I’m surprised, you shrug and say, “Kids, dogs and gay guys all love me. I don’t know what it is.”
Less funny: You tell me, while lingering at my doorway at the end of the evening, that I “feel like home.”
Funny: You text me the next morning to ask how I’m feeling, and I admit I must have hit the gin a little too hard, because I have a wee headache. You respond, “Oh, sorry, I guess I got a little aggressive with the roofies.”
Not funny: When we have coffee later, and I tell you that I really, really, don’t think we should date, at least not until your divorce is final, or, at least until you and your wife are no longer living together, you tell me multiple times that I’m “breaking your heart.” Um, we met yesterday.
Waaay not funny: At the same coffee/letdown date, you start to tell a story, then pause and say, “No, that’s a really good story. I only tell that one in exchange for sexual favors.” I respond, “Well, I guess I won’t be hearing it then.” You respond, “Really? No? Shit. There goes my plan for getting you pregnant right away.”
Sunday, August 9, 2009
Laughable Tips for Planning a Cheap Wedding
If you have disposable income, then go ahead and plan that extravagant event. But if you are in a financial hole, and who isn't in this economy, you can still have a fabulous wedding without going into debt.
http://www.associatedcontent.comarticle/2023404/laughable_tips_for_planning_a_cheap.html
Laughable Tips for Planning a Cheap WeddingIf you have disposable income, then go ahead and plan that extravagant event. But if you are in a financial hole, and who isn't in this economy, you can still have a fabulous wedding without going into debt.
http://www.associatedcontent.comarticle/2023404/laughable_tips_for_planning_a_cheap.html
Wednesday, August 5, 2009
PBR and AC/DC really is the way to a girl's heart
Today's guest post comes in from T-bird. Thanks, T-bird.
After a night of drinks and dancing that had gone nowhere I was standing outside of the club having a smoke. Up walks a pretty blond woman looking at her cell phone, talking to herself.
"Standing by the car?!" she proclaimed "What do you mean standing by the car?!"
I felt the need to join into this conversation and added my thoughts. "No cars here... maybe around back? There are plenty of cars over there."
"No, She's in the bar. Stupid T-9 texting bullshit."
"I've watched it kill relationships before," I said truthfully.
"Me, too. Want to grab a beer?" She asked and I was shocked. I had just come out of a failed seven plus year relationship and wasn't sure how to handle being single again. I honestly got a little scared and took the fastest, safest approach I could think of.
"Sure, but I'm on my way to this kegger and need to hurry so if you want to give me a call later," I handed her a crisp new business card. "There is probably plenty to drink if you want to save yourself some money. Bring your friend too." As soon as I said it I gave myself a mental ass chewing. Three is a crowd you dumbass.
About five minutes later she calls and her and her friend are on their way to meet me at this party. Now the party was real but had been going on for hours and it was late. I was fairly sure that it would be over or at least out of beer but I hadn't really thought about that at the time. We get there and sure enough its over, there is no beer and pretty much everywhere else is closed at that point.
"I've got a sixer of PBR in my fridge if you ladies still want that beer," I offered thinking that there is no way that these two woman would go home with a stranger for a PBR and two oclock in the morning. I was wrong. Not only did they want to come over they were very excited about it. I couldnt remember if I even had a full sixer in the fridge or what state my house was even in.
We get there and the friend immidiately starts riffleing through the cd collection and pulls out some AC/DC, put it on and turns it up... loud. Luckily I did have a sixer and pass out the beers taking survey of my house. I quickely pick up some dirty clothes in my room and throw them into my walkin closet. There are a lot of dirty clothes in my walkin, some smelly.
"Take me on a tour," Cute Blond asks and procceeds to take herself on said tour.
I catch up to her standing in my closet.
"You have horrible fashion. I just want to go in here and throw all these clothes away," Blond says and she is serious. You can see it in her eyes.
"Whoa, whoa, whoa," says I. "I do not, I rather like my clothes and new ones aren't cheap."
She start pawing through what is hanging up, bad mouthing every one of my favorite shirts. I step into the closet to make sure that she doesn't just start tearing them to pieces. Just then she turns around.
"You're cute," Blond whispers as she starts to pull off my belt buckle. I am at a loss. Maybe its because this is all so new to me or that I'm a little drunk but all I can seem to think about is that we are standing on and over every bit of dirty clothes from over a week.
Before I really knew what had happened we had done the nasty over my hamper full of socks. As soon as it was over she quickly said goodbye, woke her friend who had fallen asleep on my couch and left. I turned off the AC/DC that was still blaring and started a load of laundry.
After a night of drinks and dancing that had gone nowhere I was standing outside of the club having a smoke. Up walks a pretty blond woman looking at her cell phone, talking to herself.
"Standing by the car?!" she proclaimed "What do you mean standing by the car?!"
I felt the need to join into this conversation and added my thoughts. "No cars here... maybe around back? There are plenty of cars over there."
"No, She's in the bar. Stupid T-9 texting bullshit."
"I've watched it kill relationships before," I said truthfully.
"Me, too. Want to grab a beer?" She asked and I was shocked. I had just come out of a failed seven plus year relationship and wasn't sure how to handle being single again. I honestly got a little scared and took the fastest, safest approach I could think of.
"Sure, but I'm on my way to this kegger and need to hurry so if you want to give me a call later," I handed her a crisp new business card. "There is probably plenty to drink if you want to save yourself some money. Bring your friend too." As soon as I said it I gave myself a mental ass chewing. Three is a crowd you dumbass.
About five minutes later she calls and her and her friend are on their way to meet me at this party. Now the party was real but had been going on for hours and it was late. I was fairly sure that it would be over or at least out of beer but I hadn't really thought about that at the time. We get there and sure enough its over, there is no beer and pretty much everywhere else is closed at that point.
"I've got a sixer of PBR in my fridge if you ladies still want that beer," I offered thinking that there is no way that these two woman would go home with a stranger for a PBR and two oclock in the morning. I was wrong. Not only did they want to come over they were very excited about it. I couldnt remember if I even had a full sixer in the fridge or what state my house was even in.
We get there and the friend immidiately starts riffleing through the cd collection and pulls out some AC/DC, put it on and turns it up... loud. Luckily I did have a sixer and pass out the beers taking survey of my house. I quickely pick up some dirty clothes in my room and throw them into my walkin closet. There are a lot of dirty clothes in my walkin, some smelly.
"Take me on a tour," Cute Blond asks and procceeds to take herself on said tour.
I catch up to her standing in my closet.
"You have horrible fashion. I just want to go in here and throw all these clothes away," Blond says and she is serious. You can see it in her eyes.
"Whoa, whoa, whoa," says I. "I do not, I rather like my clothes and new ones aren't cheap."
She start pawing through what is hanging up, bad mouthing every one of my favorite shirts. I step into the closet to make sure that she doesn't just start tearing them to pieces. Just then she turns around.
"You're cute," Blond whispers as she starts to pull off my belt buckle. I am at a loss. Maybe its because this is all so new to me or that I'm a little drunk but all I can seem to think about is that we are standing on and over every bit of dirty clothes from over a week.
Before I really knew what had happened we had done the nasty over my hamper full of socks. As soon as it was over she quickly said goodbye, woke her friend who had fallen asleep on my couch and left. I turned off the AC/DC that was still blaring and started a load of laundry.
Tuesday, August 4, 2009
Akim Marina
This 21-year-old beauty says she's not the best woman in the world but she's got enough good qualities to be respected and liked by people. Meet this girl.
Friday, July 31, 2009
PublicBookshelf has acquired the Digital Rights to Shades of Deception
Imagine lonely people searching for love, romance or a life time partner on an online dating site, at a social function, through a pen pal service, on a social network or through a chance meeting and believe they have found true love and happiness, only to discover that they have been deceived by heartless con artists. Written by Vivienne Diane Neal, Shades of Deception is a collection of ten fictional short stories centering on diverse men and women who in their speedy search for love, romance and bliss, become the targets and victims of deceit, betrayal, fraud, revenge and scandal. Each chapter tells a story as to how ordinary citizens who are sophisticated, successful and financially smart fall prey to insightful predators that use love, romance, lust and money as embellishments to destroy lives.
The characters are as dynamic as the stories themselves. Enoff is a business owner who is eager to find someone. Passion, a pastry chef always sees the good in people. Marsha is the devoted and clueless wife. Tawney, a computer developer plans to marry a man she has only known for 24 hours. Shaun, an ordained marriage and wedding officiant longs to find a woman with whom to share his accomplishments. Lea, the caterer, sets out to take her best friend’s man. Mark, the well respected and retired math teacher will soon become the subject of scandal in his community. Kamani, a thriving business owner thinks going the distance to find someone is the answer. Nia, a top negotiator at a major New York brokerage firm thinks the men she keeps meeting are boring, and Jamo, a cunning college student, is about to obtain a large trust fund, which he will never get to enjoy.
The stories with their subtle adult themes, and attention-grabbing plots and twists, will have readers turning the pages quickly to see how each character handles the bad hand that has been dealt to them. And even though the tales are heartbreaking, Vivienne always finds a way to add some humor to her anecdotes.
Ms. Neal is not new to writing. Her first book, Making Dollar$ And Cent$ Out Of Online Dating was released in the summer of 2008 and is now sold and distributed worldwide. In March 2009, the book ranked 250 in sales on Lulu.com. She continues to write short stories and articles on love, romance, dating and relationships, and on other significant topics. Two of her short stories appear on Short Fiction and Bibliofaction. She has also been featured on Solo Spotlight on SingleEdition.
You can sample or read the book in its entirety, by going to Public Bookshelf or you can order the printed book from this site.
Shades of Deception: ISBN: 978-0-578-03187-3
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Wednesday, July 29, 2009
Online Single Dating Free Personals Match
With a plethora of choices available on any given online dating site, it may seem the potentials are endless, at least until you meet in person. Online dating is a billion dollar business. And it is estimated that as many as 30% of singles use such sites.
After reading through one profile after another, free personals might be tempted to give less time evaluating qualities that would make a fit. Until you meet in person, there are characteristics, good and bad, that become more apparent in conversation.
That’s where virtual dating comes in. Designed to mimic an online single, virtual dating simulates a dating atmosphere and music while the couple involved interact via avatars. Many of the logistics of an online dating site are similar, but a single picks an avatar and asks another single of interest on a virtual date. On the date, the couple chooses the setting, the music and games. They converse via messages that pop up on the screen.
Without leaving the comfort of home, one can concievably go through the first date jitters and awkwardness without worrying about dress, who pays, or having something stuck in one’s teeth. Wondering about the goodnight kiss? Will there be one? The avatars can apparently do that too.
One single dating site, Omnidate.com , cites a study that suggests couples that meet via the virtual date are more likely to have successful dates when they meet in person.
The availability of virtual dating may extend to other popular online dating sites in the future.
Source: examiner.com/
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After reading through one profile after another, free personals might be tempted to give less time evaluating qualities that would make a fit. Until you meet in person, there are characteristics, good and bad, that become more apparent in conversation.
That’s where virtual dating comes in. Designed to mimic an online single, virtual dating simulates a dating atmosphere and music while the couple involved interact via avatars. Many of the logistics of an online dating site are similar, but a single picks an avatar and asks another single of interest on a virtual date. On the date, the couple chooses the setting, the music and games. They converse via messages that pop up on the screen.
Without leaving the comfort of home, one can concievably go through the first date jitters and awkwardness without worrying about dress, who pays, or having something stuck in one’s teeth. Wondering about the goodnight kiss? Will there be one? The avatars can apparently do that too.
One single dating site, Omnidate.com , cites a study that suggests couples that meet via the virtual date are more likely to have successful dates when they meet in person.
The availability of virtual dating may extend to other popular online dating sites in the future.
Source: examiner.com/
For Latest News Visit : www.internetdatingpersonals.blogspot.com
Tuesday, July 28, 2009
A day in Jami's Dating World.
We're not sure who Jami is, but this guest post suggest that while she may attract a-holes, she doesn't suffer them patiently. Enjoy.
Holy Fucking Shitballs.
Let's do a little preface here.
NEEDY GUY is, you guessed it, a little needy. He seems starved for attention. Spoiled even. He's a very attractive guy - so maybe he is used to women saying "yes" to him all the time.
My life is not some empty hole with countless lonely days and nights. Sorry. I have wonderful friends who, for some reason, like to spend time with me on the weekends. I book up quickly - so uh, put your request in early.
I have strict rules about going out during the week and I refuse to allow any guy into my home if they do not know my son. He does not need to see a new guy with mommy every 2 weeks.
So, Needy Guy ....
He wanted to take me out on a date. Great! Yes, I would love to go out. Problem is, he would wait and ask me on Friday night to go and do something ON Friday night. **Sigh** Sorry, I have plans already. Now, when I would tell him this his immediate response would be, "If you liked me, you would make time for me."
I'm sorry, man, I don't know you and I will not cancel plans for you. You should've called me earlier in the week like any other person with any sense would have done.
Then he asks to come to my home ... on a Wednesday afternoon. Sorry. No. I tell him my "rules." Oh, well, this in unacceptable to him. How can I be telling him "no"? Can he come over after my son is asleep? No.
Can I break my rules this one time? No.
I need you all to keep in mind that all of this "communication" is through TEXT MESSAGE. This guy had yet to call me.
The last straw for me was about a month ago. He asked if I would like to go do something. I explain to him that this weekend is my weekend with my son, so no, I can't do anything. On the Saturday of that weekend he sends me a text, asking me what I was up to. I tell him that I'm at my friend’s house. He gets angry. He thought I couldn't do anything that weekend. I always make time for other people but not for him.
Whoa. Whoa-day. Hun, I'm with my son. I'm not partying it up. I then go off on him telling him that he's too needy and seems to always want to argue and I'm not interested in drama queens. I also tell him to screw himself b/c he had yet to fucking call me.
He disappears. Thank you baby Jesus.
Then, about two weeks ago HE CALLS ME! What?! He does know how to use a phone. We have good conversation. He seems to understand the whole situation now. Great.
He then asks if he could take me out. I was free Saturday, so I say "Yes." We decide that he'll pick me up around 7. Great.
(Well, not really. I wasn't looking forward to it b/c he had started to show his "needy" qualities again....)
He sends me a text around 4:30p on Saturday to tell me that he has to cancel because he has a funeral to go to the next day out of town.
Yay!! I don't have to go through with this! I had an easy way out. I decide that I will make a trip to my grandmother's bar. Free tab.
On my way to said bar and Needy Guy calls. "What are you doing tonight?"
Me: Well, I'm on my way to [city where bar is located]
NG: Oh, you going to that bar?
Me: Yup.
NG: Well, would you mind if I went meet you. I don't think I'm going to stay in [out of town location] tonight.
Me: Uh, yeah, I guess. I don't mind.
NG: Ok, cool, I'll be there in about an hour.
Me: K.
Two hours later he hasn't shown up. Now, keep in mind that I'm not really worried about it. I'm having a great time. I know 80% of the people at the bar and I'm enjoying myself. But, out of curiosity, I text him asking him if he decided not to come.
He calls.
NG: Hey, you still at the bar?
Me: Yup, you not coming?
NG: Yeah, I'll be there in a bit.
:: we hang up ::
One minute later he calls again
NG: Hey, are you drunk? Buzzed? Or just feelin’ good?
Me: Huh? I don't know ... I'm feeling good. I haven't drank enough to be drunk.
NG: Oh ok. Well, you wanted to stay there or would you like to go back to my house and watch a movie?
Me: Don't you live in [town very far away]?
NG: Yeah
Me: Uh, I don't feel comfortable going to your house...or [far away town] It's way out of my way. Why don't you want to come here?
NG: That's fucked up. You would rather hang out at a bar instead of hang out with me?
Me: Well, it's not really that - I just don't want to go to all the way to your house. We can hang out here.
::Silence::
I hang up.
He calls back
NG: I KNOW YOU JUST DID NOT HANG UP ON ME!!
Me: Um, no. I thought I lost connection.
NG: So, you're gonna stay there instead of hanging out with me?
Me: Yeah. You cancelled. I made other plans.
NG: That’s fucked up.
Me: [Needy Guy] look, I'm having a good time and you calling me acting like this is ruining it. I don't need some kind of guilt trip.
NG: Why am I ruining it? Because you're a BITCH?! HUH? YOU FUCKING BITCH!!!
That's my cue to hang up. Psycho.
He immediately sends this text:
"U know what fuk u, u wanted to hangout in [TOWN] but now u dont, u are a fukin bitch"
Wow, man did I mess this one up, huh? Some lucky girl out there will eventually land this winner.
I'm so glad that I didn't go anywhere with this guy.... I would probably be shoved in some deep freezer by now...
Holy Fucking Shitballs.
Let's do a little preface here.
NEEDY GUY is, you guessed it, a little needy. He seems starved for attention. Spoiled even. He's a very attractive guy - so maybe he is used to women saying "yes" to him all the time.
My life is not some empty hole with countless lonely days and nights. Sorry. I have wonderful friends who, for some reason, like to spend time with me on the weekends. I book up quickly - so uh, put your request in early.
I have strict rules about going out during the week and I refuse to allow any guy into my home if they do not know my son. He does not need to see a new guy with mommy every 2 weeks.
So, Needy Guy ....
He wanted to take me out on a date. Great! Yes, I would love to go out. Problem is, he would wait and ask me on Friday night to go and do something ON Friday night. **Sigh** Sorry, I have plans already. Now, when I would tell him this his immediate response would be, "If you liked me, you would make time for me."
I'm sorry, man, I don't know you and I will not cancel plans for you. You should've called me earlier in the week like any other person with any sense would have done.
Then he asks to come to my home ... on a Wednesday afternoon. Sorry. No. I tell him my "rules." Oh, well, this in unacceptable to him. How can I be telling him "no"? Can he come over after my son is asleep? No.
Can I break my rules this one time? No.
I need you all to keep in mind that all of this "communication" is through TEXT MESSAGE. This guy had yet to call me.
The last straw for me was about a month ago. He asked if I would like to go do something. I explain to him that this weekend is my weekend with my son, so no, I can't do anything. On the Saturday of that weekend he sends me a text, asking me what I was up to. I tell him that I'm at my friend’s house. He gets angry. He thought I couldn't do anything that weekend. I always make time for other people but not for him.
Whoa. Whoa-day. Hun, I'm with my son. I'm not partying it up. I then go off on him telling him that he's too needy and seems to always want to argue and I'm not interested in drama queens. I also tell him to screw himself b/c he had yet to fucking call me.
He disappears. Thank you baby Jesus.
Then, about two weeks ago HE CALLS ME! What?! He does know how to use a phone. We have good conversation. He seems to understand the whole situation now. Great.
He then asks if he could take me out. I was free Saturday, so I say "Yes." We decide that he'll pick me up around 7. Great.
(Well, not really. I wasn't looking forward to it b/c he had started to show his "needy" qualities again....)
He sends me a text around 4:30p on Saturday to tell me that he has to cancel because he has a funeral to go to the next day out of town.
Yay!! I don't have to go through with this! I had an easy way out. I decide that I will make a trip to my grandmother's bar. Free tab.
On my way to said bar and Needy Guy calls. "What are you doing tonight?"
Me: Well, I'm on my way to [city where bar is located]
NG: Oh, you going to that bar?
Me: Yup.
NG: Well, would you mind if I went meet you. I don't think I'm going to stay in [out of town location] tonight.
Me: Uh, yeah, I guess. I don't mind.
NG: Ok, cool, I'll be there in about an hour.
Me: K.
Two hours later he hasn't shown up. Now, keep in mind that I'm not really worried about it. I'm having a great time. I know 80% of the people at the bar and I'm enjoying myself. But, out of curiosity, I text him asking him if he decided not to come.
He calls.
NG: Hey, you still at the bar?
Me: Yup, you not coming?
NG: Yeah, I'll be there in a bit.
:: we hang up ::
One minute later he calls again
NG: Hey, are you drunk? Buzzed? Or just feelin’ good?
Me: Huh? I don't know ... I'm feeling good. I haven't drank enough to be drunk.
NG: Oh ok. Well, you wanted to stay there or would you like to go back to my house and watch a movie?
Me: Don't you live in [town very far away]?
NG: Yeah
Me: Uh, I don't feel comfortable going to your house...or [far away town] It's way out of my way. Why don't you want to come here?
NG: That's fucked up. You would rather hang out at a bar instead of hang out with me?
Me: Well, it's not really that - I just don't want to go to all the way to your house. We can hang out here.
::Silence::
I hang up.
He calls back
NG: I KNOW YOU JUST DID NOT HANG UP ON ME!!
Me: Um, no. I thought I lost connection.
NG: So, you're gonna stay there instead of hanging out with me?
Me: Yeah. You cancelled. I made other plans.
NG: That’s fucked up.
Me: [Needy Guy] look, I'm having a good time and you calling me acting like this is ruining it. I don't need some kind of guilt trip.
NG: Why am I ruining it? Because you're a BITCH?! HUH? YOU FUCKING BITCH!!!
That's my cue to hang up. Psycho.
He immediately sends this text:
"U know what fuk u, u wanted to hangout in [TOWN] but now u dont, u are a fukin bitch"
Wow, man did I mess this one up, huh? Some lucky girl out there will eventually land this winner.
I'm so glad that I didn't go anywhere with this guy.... I would probably be shoved in some deep freezer by now...
Monday, July 27, 2009
Saturday, July 25, 2009
On staying friends with exes
If you stay in touch with your ex, if you try to be friends, you still have to be careful. From time to time, in an otherwise friendly chat, you might find yourself having this conversation:
“So, how was your weekend?” he asked.
“Really fun, I hung out with [list of mutual friends].”
“Oh, really? It was fun?”
“Yeah, [male mutual friend] cracked me up all day long.”
“Huh, you and [said male mutual friend] get along now?”
“Um, yeah. When didn’t we?”
“Oh, well he talked some serious shit when we broke up.”
“He did, eh. Really? Like what?”
“Oh, just what a fucking bitch you were all the time. I was all, ‘Whatever. I don’t care what you think.’”
“Huh. Awesome. Thanks for sharing.”
“So, how was your weekend?” he asked.
“Really fun, I hung out with [list of mutual friends].”
“Oh, really? It was fun?”
“Yeah, [male mutual friend] cracked me up all day long.”
“Huh, you and [said male mutual friend] get along now?”
“Um, yeah. When didn’t we?”
“Oh, well he talked some serious shit when we broke up.”
“He did, eh. Really? Like what?”
“Oh, just what a fucking bitch you were all the time. I was all, ‘Whatever. I don’t care what you think.’”
“Huh. Awesome. Thanks for sharing.”
Thursday, July 23, 2009
Free Christian Dating Services Personals
While many dating service, both Christian and secular, have membership fees, there are many free Christian dating services currently available. If a person is interested free Christian dating services, he or she can simply perform an internet search, and a myriad of free Christian dating web sites will come up. These sites do not offer matchmaking services, but they do offer subscribers the opportunity to search through personal profiles belonging to other single Christians.
These free christian dating services give Christians the opportunity to meet other Christians in their community or from all parts of the country, and from different denominations. Questionnaires are used to build personality profiles so that people can form a much more realistic impression of the person they might be interested in meeting.
Because Christian dating services have not been in existence for as long as secular services have, many people are concerned that Christian online dating is not appropriate for them. However, these services can boast a high success rate due to the fact that one major compatibility factor has already been tackled. For many, their spirituality is one of the most important aspects of their lives. By eliminating this sometimes awkward aspect of dating, free Christian dating services can immediately match people with other Christian singles who might be compatible in spirituality and religion, and possibly other aspects of life.
Free Christian dating services are not limited, however, to dating web sites. Some free Christian dating web sites include dating tips and advice guides from a Christian viewpoint. They review the most popular Christian dating services and web sites, whether they are free or not. They boast unbiased reviews of free, inexpensive, and most expensive services and web sites, and they rate the best value services for singles and Christian dating sites. These free sites also offer reviews of Christian singles books, which provide insight and experience from other Christians on the subject dating, relationships, and staying single.
Christian Dating Info provides detailed information on Christian dating services, sites, and advice. Christian Dating Info is the sister site of Jewish Dating Web.
You may be a pious Christian looking for a person to share your beliefs and your views. You search the Internet and come across innumerable sites offering free dating services. You browse through them and find that the profiles listed there are not your cup of tea. Search further, and you will come across sites offering free Christian dating services. Browse through them, and you will find pages full of biblical allusions and quotes. Instead of a banner advertising like “find your ideal date,” the catch line will read, “seek and ye shall find.”
“Have faith,” and you might find the ideal person to share your religious beliefs and your views on humanity on a Christian dating site. Keep in mind, you will need to have a lot of faith, as you will be asked to submit personal information such as your email address, telephone number, address and credit card information. Although most sites claim to be free, to actually make a match, you must become a subscribed member. If the website is not genuine, you could be in trouble. You might find your email box filled with spam infested with viruses that could destroy your files, or your mailbox filled with brochures and pamphlets that you don’t require. Else, there may be chances of your credit card information being misused.
So a camel may well pass through the eye of a needle in the kingdom of heaven but you don’t need a miracle to work out that nothing in this life comes for free.
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Source: international-internet-dating.com
These free christian dating services give Christians the opportunity to meet other Christians in their community or from all parts of the country, and from different denominations. Questionnaires are used to build personality profiles so that people can form a much more realistic impression of the person they might be interested in meeting.
Because Christian dating services have not been in existence for as long as secular services have, many people are concerned that Christian online dating is not appropriate for them. However, these services can boast a high success rate due to the fact that one major compatibility factor has already been tackled. For many, their spirituality is one of the most important aspects of their lives. By eliminating this sometimes awkward aspect of dating, free Christian dating services can immediately match people with other Christian singles who might be compatible in spirituality and religion, and possibly other aspects of life.
Free Christian dating services are not limited, however, to dating web sites. Some free Christian dating web sites include dating tips and advice guides from a Christian viewpoint. They review the most popular Christian dating services and web sites, whether they are free or not. They boast unbiased reviews of free, inexpensive, and most expensive services and web sites, and they rate the best value services for singles and Christian dating sites. These free sites also offer reviews of Christian singles books, which provide insight and experience from other Christians on the subject dating, relationships, and staying single.
Christian Dating Info provides detailed information on Christian dating services, sites, and advice. Christian Dating Info is the sister site of Jewish Dating Web.
You may be a pious Christian looking for a person to share your beliefs and your views. You search the Internet and come across innumerable sites offering free dating services. You browse through them and find that the profiles listed there are not your cup of tea. Search further, and you will come across sites offering free Christian dating services. Browse through them, and you will find pages full of biblical allusions and quotes. Instead of a banner advertising like “find your ideal date,” the catch line will read, “seek and ye shall find.”
“Have faith,” and you might find the ideal person to share your religious beliefs and your views on humanity on a Christian dating site. Keep in mind, you will need to have a lot of faith, as you will be asked to submit personal information such as your email address, telephone number, address and credit card information. Although most sites claim to be free, to actually make a match, you must become a subscribed member. If the website is not genuine, you could be in trouble. You might find your email box filled with spam infested with viruses that could destroy your files, or your mailbox filled with brochures and pamphlets that you don’t require. Else, there may be chances of your credit card information being misused.
So a camel may well pass through the eye of a needle in the kingdom of heaven but you don’t need a miracle to work out that nothing in this life comes for free.
Read other article on christian free dating or free christian dating sites
Access helpful information in the sphere of online dating scams - welcome to your personal knowledge pack.
Source: international-internet-dating.com
Wednesday, July 22, 2009
Tuesday, July 21, 2009
Homeo and Juliet
Juliet sent us this snippet of an IM chat between herself and her husband. Names have been changed to protect their identities. Being married really is a little weird.
9:36 AM: Homeo: Hello
9:49 AM Homeo: How is your morning?
10:02 AM Homeo: Good. - I have my pedicure today at 3:30. Can you get the boys, or I can get them after
10:04 AM Homeo: Actually, it’s my pedi budget. I use my own money for the pedi, I don't touch your beauty budget including waxing, cuts and color. Also, if you consider how much money I saved over the last 8 months not having to get a haircut, I am totally in the black
10:05 AM Homeo: Just cause I care about my feet. Not my problem you choose to have grungy feet.
10:06 AM Homeo: How about scaley?
10:06 AM Homeo: Lizard like?
10:07 AM Homeo: I know you do. You’re the one who called me a pedi whore. You started it!
10:08 AM Homeo: The two are mutually exclusive. Go take care of your bush, I don't care. I'm not asking you to pay for my pedi. This leaves you bush money
10:10 AM Homeo: I dare you to tell [REDACTED CO-WORKER] about this conversation
10:12 AM Homeo: I figured that. She'll think it’s funny - and probably take your side
10:16 AM Homeo: My feet are very important - I'm on them almost all day. Also, its not my fault you won't shave or try some home remedy that might cost less.
10:17 AM Homeo: I have to go [REDACTED VERB INDICATING PROFESSION]. I'll talk to you soon. Love ya.
9:36 AM: Homeo: Hello
9:45 AM Juliet: Hola!
9:49 AM Homeo: How is your morning?
9:56 AM Juliet: Great! How's yours?
10:02 AM Homeo: Good. - I have my pedicure today at 3:30. Can you get the boys, or I can get them after
10:02 AM Juliet: Whatever. I'll pick them up.
10:03 AM Juliet: Just so you know, you have to live with the results of using my waxing budget to pay for your pedicure.
10:04 AM Homeo: Actually, it’s my pedi budget. I use my own money for the pedi, I don't touch your beauty budget including waxing, cuts and color. Also, if you consider how much money I saved over the last 8 months not having to get a haircut, I am totally in the black
10:04 AM Juliet: whatever. Pedi whore.
10:05 AM Homeo: Just cause I care about my feet. Not my problem you choose to have grungy feet.
10:05 AM Juliet: FU! My feet are not grungy.
10:06 AM Homeo: How about scaley?
10:06 AM Homeo: Lizard like?
10:07 AM Juliet: My feet are fine. I take very good care of them.
10:07 AM Homeo: I know you do. You’re the one who called me a pedi whore. You started it!
10:07 AM Juliet: Well, just know that if not for your pedi, I'd have a nice bush.
10:08 AM Homeo: The two are mutually exclusive. Go take care of your bush, I don't care. I'm not asking you to pay for my pedi. This leaves you bush money
10:09 AM Juliet: I guess I should say bush bucks.
10:10 AM Homeo: I dare you to tell [REDACTED CO-WORKER] about this conversation
10:11 AM Juliet: No way - plus he's not even here.
10:11 AM Juliet: I'll tell [REDACTED CO-WORKER #2] though
10:12 AM Homeo: I figured that. She'll think it’s funny - and probably take your side
10:15 AM Juliet: Damn straight she'll take my side! There's only so much salon money to go around, my spendthrift friend, and you are wasting it on your toes when it could be used to maintain more important regions.
10:16 AM Homeo: My feet are very important - I'm on them almost all day. Also, its not my fault you won't shave or try some home remedy that might cost less.
10:16 AM Juliet: (stony silence)
10:17 AM Homeo: I have to go [REDACTED VERB INDICATING PROFESSION]. I'll talk to you soon. Love ya.
Speed Dating Personals Services
It’s official….we are a busy nation. We have laptops, PDA’s, iphones, multiple emails, multiple cell phones and the list just goes on and on. Some assistants have assistants! We do not have time to sit around and wait to find speed dating sites. We can not afford to waste time on something as silly as an entire evening spent on a date with someone you most likely will not want to go out with again. Hey, he seemed really nice when you met him at…(insert location here)…however now? Not really what you are looking for. Now you are looking at your watch jealous of your DVR because it’s home watching CSI right now
Here’s where speed dating comes in handy. You can have 12-15 four minute dates in one night. Seriously! Not to mention you can also make it a night out with your friend all at the same time! I swear! Get your single girls together and check out the dating websites. Yes, best speed dating company out there is even called HurryDate. Oh sure, there are others but none compare to HurryDate. They have this process down to a science. Ok, so maybe not a science but it does run very smoothly. You can go to the website and check for parties in West Palm Beach. A list of events will come up. Each event is broken down by age range. However, it’s not like anyone is checking birth certificates so if you see a party you would like to attend but you are a few years older or younger than the stated ages, it’s ok. Go ahead and register. You fill out a brief profile online and you are ready.
At the party you will arrive 30 min prior to dating time for the check-in and happy hour. This gives you a chance to mingle a bit with the other daters. Not to mention take advantage of the great drink specials that your host has arranged for the party. Upon check-in you will be given a name tag, a pen and a scorecard. Your host will give you an ID number to put both on your scorecard and your name tag. This is what fellow HurryDaters will be looking for. Ladies, your job is to sit down at one table the entire time. Lucky you! As for the men, they will move from table to table every 4 minutes. Yep! So, say you are not crazy about someone you are talking to, it’s ok because in 4 minutes there will be someone new. After you have spoken to each person you meet, you look on your scorecard and find their ID number. Next to it you will circle either Y or N to let yourself know if you would ever in your lifetime like to speak to them again. It’s not a marriage commitment, it’s just if you find them interesting enough to have another conversation.
Once the party is complete and you get home, you will log back onto hurrydate.com using the user name and password you created when you first registered. There will be easy to follow directions on how to answer your yes’s and no’s. Put all your friend of that in and let HurryDate take care of you from there. In about 48 hours you will receive an email telling you not only who you mutually matched with but also who may have said yes to you but you said no to. This is to give you a chance to take a second look. Trust me, you will be meeting a lot of people in a very short period of time, it can be a bit overwhelming and you will forget who some people are. This gives you a chance to take another look and maybe convert your no to a yes.
Just in case all of this wasn’t enough, dating websites provides online dating. Also, if you are a member of the online dating portion, you can receive a discount on your registration costs to the actual parties. Online you have the option of inviting a hottie you spot to meet you at a party. Go ahead, take a chance. You only live once. Who do you want to spend it with? Give it a try now. Go to RSVP to a West Palm Beach area party today. I’ll even give you a discount if you give it a try. I’m serious. Just enter code LMWPB429 in the promo code box when registering and receive a discount on the $35 registration costs. Once you have attended a party you will receive regular updates with discount codes for future parties. See, how can you loose??? I’ll be going to the upcoming parties at Bru’s Room in Boynton Beach. Will I see you there?
Source: Examiner.com
Here’s where speed dating comes in handy. You can have 12-15 four minute dates in one night. Seriously! Not to mention you can also make it a night out with your friend all at the same time! I swear! Get your single girls together and check out the dating websites. Yes, best speed dating company out there is even called HurryDate. Oh sure, there are others but none compare to HurryDate. They have this process down to a science. Ok, so maybe not a science but it does run very smoothly. You can go to the website and check for parties in West Palm Beach. A list of events will come up. Each event is broken down by age range. However, it’s not like anyone is checking birth certificates so if you see a party you would like to attend but you are a few years older or younger than the stated ages, it’s ok. Go ahead and register. You fill out a brief profile online and you are ready.
At the party you will arrive 30 min prior to dating time for the check-in and happy hour. This gives you a chance to mingle a bit with the other daters. Not to mention take advantage of the great drink specials that your host has arranged for the party. Upon check-in you will be given a name tag, a pen and a scorecard. Your host will give you an ID number to put both on your scorecard and your name tag. This is what fellow HurryDaters will be looking for. Ladies, your job is to sit down at one table the entire time. Lucky you! As for the men, they will move from table to table every 4 minutes. Yep! So, say you are not crazy about someone you are talking to, it’s ok because in 4 minutes there will be someone new. After you have spoken to each person you meet, you look on your scorecard and find their ID number. Next to it you will circle either Y or N to let yourself know if you would ever in your lifetime like to speak to them again. It’s not a marriage commitment, it’s just if you find them interesting enough to have another conversation.
Once the party is complete and you get home, you will log back onto hurrydate.com using the user name and password you created when you first registered. There will be easy to follow directions on how to answer your yes’s and no’s. Put all your friend of that in and let HurryDate take care of you from there. In about 48 hours you will receive an email telling you not only who you mutually matched with but also who may have said yes to you but you said no to. This is to give you a chance to take a second look. Trust me, you will be meeting a lot of people in a very short period of time, it can be a bit overwhelming and you will forget who some people are. This gives you a chance to take another look and maybe convert your no to a yes.
Just in case all of this wasn’t enough, dating websites provides online dating. Also, if you are a member of the online dating portion, you can receive a discount on your registration costs to the actual parties. Online you have the option of inviting a hottie you spot to meet you at a party. Go ahead, take a chance. You only live once. Who do you want to spend it with? Give it a try now. Go to RSVP to a West Palm Beach area party today. I’ll even give you a discount if you give it a try. I’m serious. Just enter code LMWPB429 in the promo code box when registering and receive a discount on the $35 registration costs. Once you have attended a party you will receive regular updates with discount codes for future parties. See, how can you loose??? I’ll be going to the upcoming parties at Bru’s Room in Boynton Beach. Will I see you there?
Source: Examiner.com
Friday, July 17, 2009
Captain Squish
There are a few things I’ve done in my dating career that I really regret. But at least I try to learn from my mistakes.
One night I was out at my local watering hole drinking solo. I do that sometimes, especially when I’m single. It’s the best way to meet men.
So this sweet young thing starts talking to me, and he’s just adorable. He’s in a local band I’ve heard of, but never seen. I even know some of the people in the band, so we have tons to talk about. He’s very sweet, and five years younger than me.
The night turns toward the morning, and we’re still chatting. His friends, including his ride, come and ask him if he’s ready to go, I can tell he’s hesitating, so I offer to give him a ride home if he wants to finish his beer. He eagerly accepts my offer.
But here’s the thing: I’m having fun, but I’m really not DTF that night. Some nights you’re in it to win it, and some nights, not so much. This was not my night.
So by the time the bar closes, when we get into my car, I tell him, “Look, I’m enjoying your company, and if you want to come to my place for a beer, that’s cool, but I’m not going to sleep with you.”
He says he wants to come over, and he’s OK with the deal.
So we go to my place, drink some beers, and make out a bit. It’s getting late, very late, and I’m getting drunk. Somehow, and I honestly don’t remember the details, we decide to go to bed. Again, I tell him he’s welcome to stay, but I’m not going to sleep with him. Oh, yes, fine, fine.
I fall asleep.
Some time later, I wake up, and I realize my hand is on his dick. He’s got my wrist, and he’s pushing my hand into his dick. His flaccid dick.
“What the fuck?” I say, sitting up, “was that your dick?”
“Well,” he said, “I mean, I was kind of expecting more.”
I got up and turned on the light.
“No. Fuck no. You need to leave. Now.”
He pouted while he got his shit together.
“Can you give me a ride?”
“You’ve got to be fucking kidding me. You can walk.” I lived miles from his house, and I didn’t care.
But you know what? I realized right away what an idiot I had been. I mean, seriously? Don’t let a 22-year-old boy sleep in your bed if you don’t plan on fucking him.
But also, boys, don’t press a sleeping girl’s hand into your fleshy, soft penis. That’s just gross.
One night I was out at my local watering hole drinking solo. I do that sometimes, especially when I’m single. It’s the best way to meet men.
So this sweet young thing starts talking to me, and he’s just adorable. He’s in a local band I’ve heard of, but never seen. I even know some of the people in the band, so we have tons to talk about. He’s very sweet, and five years younger than me.
The night turns toward the morning, and we’re still chatting. His friends, including his ride, come and ask him if he’s ready to go, I can tell he’s hesitating, so I offer to give him a ride home if he wants to finish his beer. He eagerly accepts my offer.
But here’s the thing: I’m having fun, but I’m really not DTF that night. Some nights you’re in it to win it, and some nights, not so much. This was not my night.
So by the time the bar closes, when we get into my car, I tell him, “Look, I’m enjoying your company, and if you want to come to my place for a beer, that’s cool, but I’m not going to sleep with you.”
He says he wants to come over, and he’s OK with the deal.
So we go to my place, drink some beers, and make out a bit. It’s getting late, very late, and I’m getting drunk. Somehow, and I honestly don’t remember the details, we decide to go to bed. Again, I tell him he’s welcome to stay, but I’m not going to sleep with him. Oh, yes, fine, fine.
I fall asleep.
Some time later, I wake up, and I realize my hand is on his dick. He’s got my wrist, and he’s pushing my hand into his dick. His flaccid dick.
“What the fuck?” I say, sitting up, “was that your dick?”
“Well,” he said, “I mean, I was kind of expecting more.”
I got up and turned on the light.
“No. Fuck no. You need to leave. Now.”
He pouted while he got his shit together.
“Can you give me a ride?”
“You’ve got to be fucking kidding me. You can walk.” I lived miles from his house, and I didn’t care.
But you know what? I realized right away what an idiot I had been. I mean, seriously? Don’t let a 22-year-old boy sleep in your bed if you don’t plan on fucking him.
But also, boys, don’t press a sleeping girl’s hand into your fleshy, soft penis. That’s just gross.
Wednesday, July 15, 2009
Dear Serial: Do not answer this question
Dear Serial,
So, I’ve been trying on line dating out. I’ve met a couple of people, even in person, but nothing major has come of it. I tend to be pretty picky about who I meet. See, if I know it’s not going to work out before it even starts, I think, why bother? But there’s this one guy I can’t decide on.
We’ve exchanged several emails, and even pics. But there are things that trouble me. He doesn’t have a job or a car, for one. He says he’s working on it. He isn’t really into the same things I am, he doesn’t like hiking, camping, biking, skiing. Those are my major passions. He is into music, and I like that, though. But his spelling and grammar are pretty terrible, and, worst of all, he has a three-year-old daughter half-time. I don’t have kids, and I don’t like them.
The thing is, I’d probably just say no thanks, even though he’s good-looking, if it weren’t for one thing. He’s black. I’m white. I’ve never gotten with a black guy before, and I really want to.
Does that make me a bad person?
Signed,
Just looking for a little jungle fever
Dear Fever,
I think so … but, you know, uhh … that doesn’t mean I think you shouldn’t go for it, not necessarily ... though, I’m not sure …
Hooboy. This is a tough one; let me argue this out with myself.
OK, so. You’re clearly objectifying this guy. And you’re doing it in a way that makes me feel icky, a way that brings to mind the long American history of sexual objectification of black men – women, too, for that matter. And that really makes the Liberal White Guilt alarm bells in my head start going off, loudly. With sirens and whooping bells and all that.
But, I gotta say, isn’t objectification what we all do when we date? I mean, you weigh competing factors, and some of them are bound to be shallow. Is it OK to be an ass man? I think so. Is it OK to be into big titties? It has to be. Is it OK for me to have never dated someone shorter than me? Sorry, little dudes, you’re just not for me.
So what if race is just one of your factors? You make it sound like this guy’s race is just one factor on your list.
And yet. Is this something you’d be willing to admit to him? I think maybe the answer to that question gives up a bit about whether or not it’s OK. I mean, if a guy I’m dating tells me he thinks I’m attractive, that he just loves my, oh, I dunno, my long legs (hey, this is the internet, I can be who I want to. ), is that going to bother me? Nope. If he loves red hair and green eyes, and that’s what I’m packing, I think: Sweet! If he loves my porcelain skin, is that too much of a stretch? No. (Though if he loves my pure Aryan blood, we’re getting back to danger category) But no one deserves to be condescended to.
And, doi, race is so much more than physical characteristics. It’s about culture, too. Sometimes culture’s a factor, and rightly so. I mean, I’ve been drawn to dudes because they were from Texas, or loved the fact that their mothers were English professors. Maybe you’re looking to widen your horizons. But that’s not the impression I get from the way you put the question.
In fact, looking at your question more closely, I see that you didn’t ask me if you should go out with him. You asked if it made you a bad person that you wanted to. And in that distinction, I see the opportunity for a cop-out. The question you posed is this: Are you a bad person for wanting to get with a black guy?
At this point, I think I’ve talked myself into a corner: No, not necessarily.
But the question you didn’t ask was whether or not you would be a bad person if you only got with this guy because he’s black.
Thank you for not asking me that.
In conclusion, let me just say this:
How Heath Lost His One Black Friend - watch more funny videos
Love,
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Tuesday, July 14, 2009
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Monday, July 13, 2009
A Note on International Dating & Sex
I'm currently traveling for the summer. I'm in the south of France at the moment but spent a longish weekend in England before arriving. I'm in no way an expert on anything, much less dating, but here are some observations so far:
1. Sluts dress the same whether you're in Wauwatosa, Wisconsin or Marseille, France. You can spot 'em a block away. Way too much skin showing, bold colors that foreshadow the fruity drinks she's probably going to vomit later, and a slight wobble when she walks because the high heels are far too big. There must be a Sluts 'R Us store that no one informed me of.
2. If you don't look like the woman above and a guy wants to hit on you, he has to be cool about it. Or so he thinks. Here's some lines so far:
a. You should come and live in Marseille. You can work for me, help me with the other guests. It's good. I'm not hitting on you. You're like a sister to me. You live here and we'll have a good time. You and me. You're very beautiful. Like a sister.
He said this while stroking my upper arm. I about barfed on him, but luckily another guest came in and I jumped up to offer my seat.
b. I love Americans. I am not like the other French people. They hate you. Not me. I love you. You should come home with me. I will show you why the French are the best lovers.
Two points for boldness. Negative eight million for creepiness, bad teeth, obvious signs of STDs, too much cologne, etc. al.
3. French teens are sexually advanced. And open about it. I was sitting at the beach, waiting for some other travelers whom I had come with, when a pqck of 11 - 13 year olds approached. We chatted for a bit and one of the other travelers arrived. We continued talking to them, but the conversation turned immediately to sex. They asked us if we were dating, if we had kissed, if we'd done it, etc. al. They then began to insist that he and I kiss in front of them. It got to the point where several were shouting at us to kiss.
One boy finally said, Why don't you take her home and just fuck her already? Thankfully I didn't know until my friend told me later. I wouldn't have second guessed slapping that kid upside the head.
I leave for Senegal and Mali at the end of the month. I'll post some observations from there. Hopefully they don't involve me drinking too much in a Muslim country and getting thrown in jail.
1. Sluts dress the same whether you're in Wauwatosa, Wisconsin or Marseille, France. You can spot 'em a block away. Way too much skin showing, bold colors that foreshadow the fruity drinks she's probably going to vomit later, and a slight wobble when she walks because the high heels are far too big. There must be a Sluts 'R Us store that no one informed me of.
2. If you don't look like the woman above and a guy wants to hit on you, he has to be cool about it. Or so he thinks. Here's some lines so far:
a. You should come and live in Marseille. You can work for me, help me with the other guests. It's good. I'm not hitting on you. You're like a sister to me. You live here and we'll have a good time. You and me. You're very beautiful. Like a sister.
He said this while stroking my upper arm. I about barfed on him, but luckily another guest came in and I jumped up to offer my seat.
b. I love Americans. I am not like the other French people. They hate you. Not me. I love you. You should come home with me. I will show you why the French are the best lovers.
Two points for boldness. Negative eight million for creepiness, bad teeth, obvious signs of STDs, too much cologne, etc. al.
3. French teens are sexually advanced. And open about it. I was sitting at the beach, waiting for some other travelers whom I had come with, when a pqck of 11 - 13 year olds approached. We chatted for a bit and one of the other travelers arrived. We continued talking to them, but the conversation turned immediately to sex. They asked us if we were dating, if we had kissed, if we'd done it, etc. al. They then began to insist that he and I kiss in front of them. It got to the point where several were shouting at us to kiss.
One boy finally said, Why don't you take her home and just fuck her already? Thankfully I didn't know until my friend told me later. I wouldn't have second guessed slapping that kid upside the head.
I leave for Senegal and Mali at the end of the month. I'll post some observations from there. Hopefully they don't involve me drinking too much in a Muslim country and getting thrown in jail.
Saturday, July 11, 2009
How To Select Online Dating Sites
Online dating sites may overwhelm you. Which one is the best for your needs? Learn how to find the right online dating site for you. Here's How:
1. Establish a budget.
Decide how much money you want to devote to online dating, and set a budget. Some sites charge one-time membership fees, others automatically charge recurring monthly fees to your credit card.
2. Seek recommendations.
Talk to trusted friend, colleagues, and family to see if anyone they know has had a positive experience with a particular online dating website. If you need more information, you can always check out dating guides.
3. Research available sites.
Book time to check your favorite search engines for popular dating websites. Try searching terms like find a date online, meet someone new online, or online personals to generate lists of potential online sites for you.
4. Consider specialized sites.
Determine if you have any special interests or unique situations that might require a more specialized online dating website. Some online dating sites cater to customized audiences including political affiliations, sexual preferences, race, religion, etc.
5. Determine pros and cons.
Narrow down the list of potential online sites to your top three and compare them to determine pros and cons of each. Pay particular attention to monthly/yearly cost, free versus fee services, and number of website members.
6. Take a free test run.
See if your chosen website offers free trials. Look for sites that allow you to search the database for potential matches before you pay any membership fees. This allows you to fully understand the array of potential mates already signed up with the service.
7. Diversify your portfolio.
Don't be afraid to sign-up for multiple dating websites services or change services midstream if you are not satisfied. The goal is to meet new people and land dates. If a particular site is not meeting your needs move on before you invest more money in an ineffective dating strategy.
1. Establish a budget.
Decide how much money you want to devote to online dating, and set a budget. Some sites charge one-time membership fees, others automatically charge recurring monthly fees to your credit card.
2. Seek recommendations.
Talk to trusted friend, colleagues, and family to see if anyone they know has had a positive experience with a particular online dating website. If you need more information, you can always check out dating guides.
3. Research available sites.
Book time to check your favorite search engines for popular dating websites. Try searching terms like find a date online, meet someone new online, or online personals to generate lists of potential online sites for you.
4. Consider specialized sites.
Determine if you have any special interests or unique situations that might require a more specialized online dating website. Some online dating sites cater to customized audiences including political affiliations, sexual preferences, race, religion, etc.
5. Determine pros and cons.
Narrow down the list of potential online sites to your top three and compare them to determine pros and cons of each. Pay particular attention to monthly/yearly cost, free versus fee services, and number of website members.
6. Take a free test run.
See if your chosen website offers free trials. Look for sites that allow you to search the database for potential matches before you pay any membership fees. This allows you to fully understand the array of potential mates already signed up with the service.
7. Diversify your portfolio.
Don't be afraid to sign-up for multiple dating websites services or change services midstream if you are not satisfied. The goal is to meet new people and land dates. If a particular site is not meeting your needs move on before you invest more money in an ineffective dating strategy.
Source: http://dating-overview.com/content/
Thursday, July 9, 2009
My Worst Date Ever™
Click here for a bit about another lovely internet date. What, you don't like racist, sexist, drunken cheapskate dates?
"I caught sight of my date, across the room, opening his leather jacket, taking out a bottle of Malibu rum and chugging from it. Stunned, I watched him return to his seat empty-handed. "They're out of beer," he announced."
"I caught sight of my date, across the room, opening his leather jacket, taking out a bottle of Malibu rum and chugging from it. Stunned, I watched him return to his seat empty-handed. "They're out of beer," he announced."
Sunday, July 5, 2009
Modern Girl's Guide to Being Dumped
If it’s been awhile since you've been dumped, ladies, here's a warning: A few things have changed, but others have stayed exactly, excruciatingly, the same. Here’s a short to-do list to get you started:
• Wipe away literal tears.
• Pull up metaphorical britches.
• Apologize for that text you shouldn’t have sent.
• Dust off your dating blogger pen.
• Change facebook relationship status from “In a relationship” to “single.” You can leave it blank for awhile, but why? Embrace it. You’re single.
• Update your Netflix queue. You don’t need to get his action movies, or the first season of Flight of the Conchords, which you’ve already seen but just rented so you could show him how awesome it is. Pick out every girly-ass movie you wanted to watch but had to bargain for. Been longing to finish watching Sex in the City? Fancy some cheesy musicals? Go for it.
• Get his shit out of your house. All of it. And don’t use the exchange of stuff as an excuse to “see how he’s doing.” He’s probably fine; or at least better than you are.
• Re-program your speed dial. It’s hard enough to avoid drunk-dialing. You don’t want to do it by an honest mistake.
• Send in a couple of the meanest things you want to say to dearoldlove.com. Don’t cc him on the email.
• Buy more wine.
• Find yourself a hot tub.
• Work out like mad.
• Rebound. Rebound early, rebound hard, rebound often. (With someone in his band, if you can pull it off, if not, someone who plays a different instrument will do).
What am I missing, dear readers? Or for the fells, what’s the same/different when it comes to your “dumpee” list?
• Wipe away literal tears.
• Pull up metaphorical britches.
• Apologize for that text you shouldn’t have sent.
• Dust off your dating blogger pen.
• Change facebook relationship status from “In a relationship” to “single.” You can leave it blank for awhile, but why? Embrace it. You’re single.
• Update your Netflix queue. You don’t need to get his action movies, or the first season of Flight of the Conchords, which you’ve already seen but just rented so you could show him how awesome it is. Pick out every girly-ass movie you wanted to watch but had to bargain for. Been longing to finish watching Sex in the City? Fancy some cheesy musicals? Go for it.
• Get his shit out of your house. All of it. And don’t use the exchange of stuff as an excuse to “see how he’s doing.” He’s probably fine; or at least better than you are.
• Re-program your speed dial. It’s hard enough to avoid drunk-dialing. You don’t want to do it by an honest mistake.
• Send in a couple of the meanest things you want to say to dearoldlove.com. Don’t cc him on the email.
• Buy more wine.
• Find yourself a hot tub.
• Work out like mad.
• Rebound. Rebound early, rebound hard, rebound often. (With someone in his band, if you can pull it off, if not, someone who plays a different instrument will do).
What am I missing, dear readers? Or for the fells, what’s the same/different when it comes to your “dumpee” list?
Wednesday, July 1, 2009
Monday, June 29, 2009
WTF guy
Today's guest post comes in from V, who first posted it on her blog, *uncorked. Thanks V!
June 12, 2009
a very awkward gmail chat to start my day. this is with a guy i went out with this past october. once. and now i kind of know why.
9:03 AM
him: hi, how it going?
me: need more coffee…just got off a three hour conference call! ughhhh
how are you?
9:04 AM
him: Ouch! just waking up on the first day of summer vacation
me: oh so jealous
9:05 AM
him: i am not, i did a tad too much celebrating last night
me: well, at least you get to relax today!
him: hopefully but its loos nice out
9:06 AM
me: finally!
him: yes
9:07 AM
did you really mean you think smoking is sexy?
me: sometimes
him: really? why
9:08 AM
me: cigars can be sexy – like just chilling out having a drink outside with a cigar. i love the smell
him: wow, i thought i was the only one out there that thought this way
9:09 AM
me: nah
him: wow crazy
me: brb
9:10 AM
him: ok
9:12 AM
me: i agreed to babysit my nephew tomorrow night and my sister is giving me instructions now.
9:13 AM
him: instructions for what?
9:14 AM
me: he’s only 3 months old, i dont know how to take care of a baby
him: oh gotcha
9:15 AM
so how was the confrence call?
me: long and kind of obnoxious, but productive
9:16 AM
him: thats good
9:17 AM
so do you know others that have “fetishes” for smoking or am i the only one?
9:18 AM
me: i wouldn’t call it a fetish, but i know some people that feel the same way. not sure there’s a support group or anything, but there’s some.
9:20 AM
him: me either, just new to it. just thought i would ask you because i am sort of affraid to look it up on the internet
9:22 AM
me: internet smoking porn? is this what you have in store for summer?
9:23 AM
him: haha no. i didn’t even know there was such a thing
me: i’m surethere is
9:24 AM
him: i wouldn’t doubt it
9:25 AM
are you into that sort of thing
me: what sort of thing
him: smoking porn
9:26 AM
me: not so much
him: wait so you are a little bit
9:27 AM
me: no, i just think that some guys look hot relaxing and smoking a cigar.
him: so you get turned on and one thing could lead to another
9:28 AM
me: I guess, but I wouldn’t say I would be looking up internet smoking porn or anything like that.
9:29 AM
him: i know i wouldn’t
i am not a prev or sick like that
me: ha, good ot know
9:30 AM
him: isn’t it
me: well, i suppose its time i get some work done
9:31 AM
interesting conversation to start my day
him: hope you don’t think i am weird.
ok bye
me: no, dont think you’re weird. have a good day – enjoy the weather!
him: you too
and yes, i think you’re fucking weird, but am afraid of becoming a lampshade so I’ll tell you otherwise.
seriously, this all started purely because i mentioned that a guy, chilling out, relaxing on a summer night drinking a glass of wine, or having a beer and smoking a good cigar was hot. i love the smell of cigars (good ones). and this is what i get in return.
An update came later:
June 22, 2009
him: hi, how are you?
me: i’m ok, a bit tired from a good weekend, but just trying to stay in with the a/c cranked.
him: yeah, it’s pretty gross out today.
me: agreed.
him: does it make you want to smoke?
me: i have to go.
June 12, 2009
a very awkward gmail chat to start my day. this is with a guy i went out with this past october. once. and now i kind of know why.
9:03 AM
him: hi, how it going?
me: need more coffee…just got off a three hour conference call! ughhhh
how are you?
9:04 AM
him: Ouch! just waking up on the first day of summer vacation
me: oh so jealous
9:05 AM
him: i am not, i did a tad too much celebrating last night
me: well, at least you get to relax today!
him: hopefully but its loos nice out
9:06 AM
me: finally!
him: yes
9:07 AM
did you really mean you think smoking is sexy?
me: sometimes
him: really? why
9:08 AM
me: cigars can be sexy – like just chilling out having a drink outside with a cigar. i love the smell
him: wow, i thought i was the only one out there that thought this way
9:09 AM
me: nah
him: wow crazy
me: brb
9:10 AM
him: ok
9:12 AM
me: i agreed to babysit my nephew tomorrow night and my sister is giving me instructions now.
9:13 AM
him: instructions for what?
9:14 AM
me: he’s only 3 months old, i dont know how to take care of a baby
him: oh gotcha
9:15 AM
so how was the confrence call?
me: long and kind of obnoxious, but productive
9:16 AM
him: thats good
9:17 AM
so do you know others that have “fetishes” for smoking or am i the only one?
9:18 AM
me: i wouldn’t call it a fetish, but i know some people that feel the same way. not sure there’s a support group or anything, but there’s some.
9:20 AM
him: me either, just new to it. just thought i would ask you because i am sort of affraid to look it up on the internet
9:22 AM
me: internet smoking porn? is this what you have in store for summer?
9:23 AM
him: haha no. i didn’t even know there was such a thing
me: i’m surethere is
9:24 AM
him: i wouldn’t doubt it
9:25 AM
are you into that sort of thing
me: what sort of thing
him: smoking porn
9:26 AM
me: not so much
him: wait so you are a little bit
9:27 AM
me: no, i just think that some guys look hot relaxing and smoking a cigar.
him: so you get turned on and one thing could lead to another
9:28 AM
me: I guess, but I wouldn’t say I would be looking up internet smoking porn or anything like that.
9:29 AM
him: i know i wouldn’t
i am not a prev or sick like that
me: ha, good ot know
9:30 AM
him: isn’t it
me: well, i suppose its time i get some work done
9:31 AM
interesting conversation to start my day
him: hope you don’t think i am weird.
ok bye
me: no, dont think you’re weird. have a good day – enjoy the weather!
him: you too
and yes, i think you’re fucking weird, but am afraid of becoming a lampshade so I’ll tell you otherwise.
seriously, this all started purely because i mentioned that a guy, chilling out, relaxing on a summer night drinking a glass of wine, or having a beer and smoking a good cigar was hot. i love the smell of cigars (good ones). and this is what i get in return.
An update came later:
June 22, 2009
him: hi, how are you?
me: i’m ok, a bit tired from a good weekend, but just trying to stay in with the a/c cranked.
him: yeah, it’s pretty gross out today.
me: agreed.
him: does it make you want to smoke?
me: i have to go.
Sunday, June 28, 2009
Steps to Take When a Child or Relative Moves into Your Home
Whether it's your son, daughter or a distant relative moving into your home, be consistent. If a person breaks any of the rules you have set forth, there should be no second chances.
http://www.associatedcontent.comarticle/1850233/steps_to_take_when_a_child_or_relative.html
Steps to Take When a Child or Relative Moves into Your HomeWhether it's your son, daughter or a distant relative moving into your home, be consistent. If a person breaks any of the rules you have set forth, there should be no second chances.
http://www.associatedcontent.comarticle/1850233/steps_to_take_when_a_child_or_relative.html
Friday, June 26, 2009
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