Humorous Romantic Resolutions for 2009 by Miss Know It All

I am not one to make resolutions for the New Year, because within a week, those promises are usually broken. Most people are good at making and keeping pledges when it comes to love and romance. However, I decided to be a contrarian and came up with twelve amusing declarations, which I really plan to execute. You might agree with me and try some of these affirmations. If they work, you can thank me; if they do not, you can still thank me. Have a happy, healthy and prosperous New Year.

Resolution No. 1 - I will search and find love and romance in all the wrong places.

Resolution No. 2 - If I meet someone and decide to get married, I will make that person sign a pre-nuptial agreement, but if he asks me to sign one, I will drop him like a hot potato.

Resolution No. 3 - On my wedding day, I will promise to be faithful unless someone better comes along.

Resolution No. 4 - I will always support my true love, even if he flat broke, behind in his child support payments or has no credit history.

Resolution No. 5 - If I find my future husband, I will not lose weight to fit into a wedding dress half my size but will continue to eat junk food as a reward to myself for finally snagging my better or worst half.

Resolution No. 6 - I will not judge a person by his looks but will definitely look at his bank statements.

Resolution No. 7 - I will play the romance card to avoid repaying a loan to my ex.

Resolution No. 8 - If I am in a committed relationship, I will make it clear that what is mine is mine and what is his is mine.

Resolution No. 9 - On my first date, I will talk about all the men who have done me wrong.

Resolution No. 10 - On my first date, I will discuss what type of wedding I desire, how much he should plan to spend on the reception and the number of children I plan not to have.

Resolution No. 11 - I will never do a background check on someone I meet on-line.

Resolution No. 12 - On Saint Valentine's Day, I will send my my ex a greeting card that reads, "Still not missing you."


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During Your Romantic Entertaining, Add a Touch of Liqueur By Vivienne Diane Neal

Liqueur, a sweet syrupy alcoholic beverage, can add a special touch during your romantic holiday entertaining. Serve it as a dessert, by itself, as a topping over desserts or use it in cooking.

This time, why not make your own liqueur. You will be surprise at the results, and better yet, you will know what is in it. Whether you decide to buy or try your hands at making your own liqueur, enjoy the following recipes to the fullest.

The longer your liqueur is stored, the better it will taste. Moreover, never drink and drive. Be safe and enjoy.

Currant Liqueur

2 cups currant
4 cups brandy
2 cups sugar

Combine all ingredients and stir until well blended. Pour into a glass jug, cover and store for one month or longer. Strain and use currants as a topping over desserts or in cooking.

Orange Cordial

6-8 large oranges
2 cups sugar
2 cups cream sherry

Wash, dry and slice oranges thinly. Place in a glass jar. Sprinkle sugar over oranges and then pour sherry over fruit. Cover and store eight weeks. Shake mixture, occasionally.

Strain off the liquid and store until ready to use. A very light and mild liqueur.

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Love Success Stories After a Scam (2) By Alan Prince

Tina (not her real name) is a 45 year old divorced lady, with grown up children who have families of their own already. She began to search for a date online to meet her emotional needs.

According to her, she wanted a companion and a soul mate with who she could share her life together. She set up a profile on one of the popular dating sites on the internet and soon she was contacted by a man who claimed to be a professional, also divorced but on a job location in Africa.

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She joined a scam support group and soon was able to get over the sad experience. She healed gradually and began to meet other people in the group.

Soon, she began to help other people to also get over the same experience she had been through. One of such people was a man named Ted (not real name). He was a year older than her and stayed in a town about three hours’ distance from her place. They began to correspond often and after some weeks, they had a date where they met in person for the first time.

The two of them hit it off immediately and became good friends. In just a matter of months after losing their money and heart to romance scams, Ted and Tina had become engaged to be married. They are presently having the time of their lives.

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Summary: Many people use the internet to get a date or to find the love of their life. Unfortunately, this search has turned sour for many sincere people. Can anyone still find a true love via online dating?

State of the Date Report

An online dating service rarely discussed swinger in the news is making a splash with the release of its first annual "State of the Date" report.

Engage.com is an online teen dating service that uses friends and an online social environment in order to match people together. This week, Engage.com released the results of a major survey it did on the attitudes of singles.

The survey found that...

- 68% of singles are interested in falling in love and getting married in the next five years.

- 12% of singles believe it is appropriate to break up with someone via email or text message.

- 21% of singles think it is acceptable to first say "I love you" via email or text message.

- 30% of men believe it is OK to tell "little white lies" in their online dating profile.

- 24% of women believe it is OK to tell "little white lies" in their online dating profile.

- 22% of singles didn't go on a date in 2007.

- 49% of single women say they never have to pay for a date.

- 10% of singles say they dated someone last year that was either married or in a committed relationship.

For the survey, more than 600 adult swingers in the United States were selected at random. Engage.ciom plans on releasing a new report every year.

Source: http://www.onlinedatingmagazine.com/news2008/stateofthedate.html