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Monday, August 24, 2009
More on being friends with exes
"The girls who work with my new girlfriend said you walked by the other day and were glaring at her."
"The girls who work with your new girlfriend know who I am?"
"I guess so."
"Huh. Why would I do that? That's stupid."
"I know."
"Did you tell them that I wasn't glaring, that that's just what my face looks like?"
"Yeah, I told her you just have sort of a scowely face."
"Thanks, dude."
"The girls who work with your new girlfriend know who I am?"
"I guess so."
"Huh. Why would I do that? That's stupid."
"I know."
"Did you tell them that I wasn't glaring, that that's just what my face looks like?"
"Yeah, I told her you just have sort of a scowely face."
"Thanks, dude."
Friday, August 21, 2009
Boobies
*** Editor's note: Alecia in North Carolina's a rare breed on Datingisweird.com, a guest blogger unafraid to use her real name. Take that, Anonymous! ***
So I met this guy online. We'll call him Idiot. Idiot and I spoke for a couple weeks via email, IM, phone calls and text. He seemed like a really nice guy and we had a lot of common interests. He lives about an hour away so getting together for coffee wasn't as easy as all that, but eventually we did make plans for a Friday night.
So, I get all dolled up. Black pants, sexy tank top, little make up, little perfume, I'm good to go. I waited for him to arrive with excitement and just a touch of nervousness, but I honestly just knew we were going to have a good time. Idiot arrives and gets out of the car to shake my hand and say hi. I hop in and first things first, we have to make a quick trip to Target because apparently he needed to get his nephew some birthday present. We're on our way and literally, about a whole 2 minutes into the ride Idiot looks over at me and says, "Your boobies look nice."
I'm sorry...uuhhh...what? My inner thoughts: "You're 29 years old and you still say boobies? And secondly, what the fuck dude?"
I didn't actually say these things; I just told him to shut up. Idiot laughs, "Okay, okay, sorry." So I thought to myself, oh he just had a dumb guy moment. We get to the store and everything is good. I move on, I forget for a bit that he mentioned my tits and referred to them as boobies. We arrive at dinner and Idiot orders a mass amount of food which I find not only disturbing, but also hilarious as he just got done telling me how "healthy" he was trying to be. Umm, yeah, when you order the salad, it actually stops being good for you when you pile a half a pound of cheese on it, and bacon, and chicken, croutons and a half gallon of ranch dressing. (no, I don't care that the bottle says "Light" - you're retarded) Anyway...as we sit there and I begin to munch, him shovel, I notice that Idiot's leering at me; staring at me in this very intrusive way that has me tugging at my shirt again.
Finally I look at him and I say, "What? Why the crap are you staring at me like that?"
Idiot: "You know, it's funny...out of all the girls I've dated, you're not all my type, HOWEVER, I kinda wanna do you right now."
My inner thoughts: "Do me? Did he really just tell me over my Greek salad that he wants to DO me? Awesome." The people at the table next to us gasped and choked. I felt their pain.
Me: "Can you bring me home now? No, like...right now. Stop eating, check, car. Let's go."
So I met this guy online. We'll call him Idiot. Idiot and I spoke for a couple weeks via email, IM, phone calls and text. He seemed like a really nice guy and we had a lot of common interests. He lives about an hour away so getting together for coffee wasn't as easy as all that, but eventually we did make plans for a Friday night.
So, I get all dolled up. Black pants, sexy tank top, little make up, little perfume, I'm good to go. I waited for him to arrive with excitement and just a touch of nervousness, but I honestly just knew we were going to have a good time. Idiot arrives and gets out of the car to shake my hand and say hi. I hop in and first things first, we have to make a quick trip to Target because apparently he needed to get his nephew some birthday present. We're on our way and literally, about a whole 2 minutes into the ride Idiot looks over at me and says, "Your boobies look nice."
I'm sorry...uuhhh...what? My inner thoughts: "You're 29 years old and you still say boobies? And secondly, what the fuck dude?"
I didn't actually say these things; I just told him to shut up. Idiot laughs, "Okay, okay, sorry." So I thought to myself, oh he just had a dumb guy moment. We get to the store and everything is good. I move on, I forget for a bit that he mentioned my tits and referred to them as boobies. We arrive at dinner and Idiot orders a mass amount of food which I find not only disturbing, but also hilarious as he just got done telling me how "healthy" he was trying to be. Umm, yeah, when you order the salad, it actually stops being good for you when you pile a half a pound of cheese on it, and bacon, and chicken, croutons and a half gallon of ranch dressing. (no, I don't care that the bottle says "Light" - you're retarded) Anyway...as we sit there and I begin to munch, him shovel, I notice that Idiot's leering at me; staring at me in this very intrusive way that has me tugging at my shirt again.
Finally I look at him and I say, "What? Why the crap are you staring at me like that?"
Idiot: "You know, it's funny...out of all the girls I've dated, you're not all my type, HOWEVER, I kinda wanna do you right now."
My inner thoughts: "Do me? Did he really just tell me over my Greek salad that he wants to DO me? Awesome." The people at the table next to us gasped and choked. I felt their pain.
Me: "Can you bring me home now? No, like...right now. Stop eating, check, car. Let's go."
Thursday, August 20, 2009
Mature Free Personals Dating Websites Services
Recent statistics indicate that 49% of people over 50 are single. Makes sense then that this is a growing group of dating enthusiasts with bundles to offer their potential partners. It is now recognized as one of the fastest growing niches across the planet. It's really not surprising at all.
Single seniors the world over are now opting to look for new companions, friends, lovers, and spouses in cyberspace as opposed to the more traditional venues of cruise ships, bowling clubs, and church socials. It's not necessary to wonder the streets or the clubs to find a partner in mature dating sites? This can be especially advantageous for those who do not have access to cars, transport, or don't feel comfortable hitting the senior citizens singles bars solo.
For the senior singleton who does not have any single friends to accompany them out while they check out the singles, there are some mature dating sites can be a real bonus. Better still, if you are working on your appearance, or trying to lose a few pounds, you can do that while you are striking up new relationships. By the time you meet your potential hot date, you will be all serviced and ready to roll.
Senior or free personals and senior online dating have many advantages and a few disadvantages as well.
Some of the advantages are :
it's not like there won't be enough senior singles to choose from.
cheaper than a cruise.You can meet hundreds of singles in dating websites to chat with them.
you don't have to turn your hearing aid up or down in a noisy bar.Have the opportunity to strike up good lines of communication through emails before meeting other singles.
You even get to state whether you're seeking a partner in dating websites, someone to romance or do the cooking and cleaning or paint the house , meet other singles with specific hobbies, sports, or interests, the same as yourself. Expand your social circle while looking for Mr or Mrs Right.
your new Mr or Mrs Right can be located anywhere in the world.
Did your children send you to some isolated retirement home that you weren't ready for along way from your stomping grounds? Don't worry, that's what the internet is for. Just look for senior free personals in your new neck of the woods and off you go.
there are many senior dating services to select from. Do your research before signing up, and join the one best for you.
Some questionable issues with online dating services sometimes can be:
out of date photos. If they still look 25 they aren't being truthful or they have an excellent plastic surgeon.Profiles full of half truths. Does this single sound to good to be true? Then why are they still single?ability to con unsuspecting folk out of personal details, bank accounts, credit card details, and money. Never disclose details that you wouldn't be comfortable giving any other stranger on the street.
Grifters go gray too!
always check any small print on the membership details along with any extra prices for upgrading or terminating.
Dating sites dedicated for older dating not only cater to heterosexual couple, but also for Jewish senior dating, black senior dating, and senior gay dating. Doesn't matter what turns you on, there will definitely be a partner there for you no matter in dating services sites.
Mature dating, a state of mind or a date of birth? The choice is yours.
Source: buzzle.com
Single seniors the world over are now opting to look for new companions, friends, lovers, and spouses in cyberspace as opposed to the more traditional venues of cruise ships, bowling clubs, and church socials. It's not necessary to wonder the streets or the clubs to find a partner in mature dating sites? This can be especially advantageous for those who do not have access to cars, transport, or don't feel comfortable hitting the senior citizens singles bars solo.
For the senior singleton who does not have any single friends to accompany them out while they check out the singles, there are some mature dating sites can be a real bonus. Better still, if you are working on your appearance, or trying to lose a few pounds, you can do that while you are striking up new relationships. By the time you meet your potential hot date, you will be all serviced and ready to roll.
Senior or free personals and senior online dating have many advantages and a few disadvantages as well.
Some of the advantages are :
it's not like there won't be enough senior singles to choose from.
cheaper than a cruise.You can meet hundreds of singles in dating websites to chat with them.
you don't have to turn your hearing aid up or down in a noisy bar.Have the opportunity to strike up good lines of communication through emails before meeting other singles.
You even get to state whether you're seeking a partner in dating websites, someone to romance or do the cooking and cleaning or paint the house , meet other singles with specific hobbies, sports, or interests, the same as yourself. Expand your social circle while looking for Mr or Mrs Right.
your new Mr or Mrs Right can be located anywhere in the world.
Did your children send you to some isolated retirement home that you weren't ready for along way from your stomping grounds? Don't worry, that's what the internet is for. Just look for senior free personals in your new neck of the woods and off you go.
there are many senior dating services to select from. Do your research before signing up, and join the one best for you.
Some questionable issues with online dating services sometimes can be:
out of date photos. If they still look 25 they aren't being truthful or they have an excellent plastic surgeon.Profiles full of half truths. Does this single sound to good to be true? Then why are they still single?ability to con unsuspecting folk out of personal details, bank accounts, credit card details, and money. Never disclose details that you wouldn't be comfortable giving any other stranger on the street.
Grifters go gray too!
always check any small print on the membership details along with any extra prices for upgrading or terminating.
Dating sites dedicated for older dating not only cater to heterosexual couple, but also for Jewish senior dating, black senior dating, and senior gay dating. Doesn't matter what turns you on, there will definitely be a partner there for you no matter in dating services sites.
Mature dating, a state of mind or a date of birth? The choice is yours.
Source: buzzle.com
Tuesday, August 18, 2009
Signs
***Editor's note: Today's guest post is from Peaches. Thanks, Peaches! ***
You’re not sure he’s going to come over tonight, but just in case, you wait to wash off your make-up until just before you go to bed, and then fall asleep with your phone on your bedside table.
You find a shirt of his at your place. It’s dirty and sweaty, and you smell it. The smell is intoxicating.
You avoid meeting other perfectly cute, perfectly single and perfectly available people.
You send an anonymous post to Datingisweird.com, hoping he’ll read it, and leave her.
You’re not sure he’s going to come over tonight, but just in case, you wait to wash off your make-up until just before you go to bed, and then fall asleep with your phone on your bedside table.
You find a shirt of his at your place. It’s dirty and sweaty, and you smell it. The smell is intoxicating.
You avoid meeting other perfectly cute, perfectly single and perfectly available people.
You send an anonymous post to Datingisweird.com, hoping he’ll read it, and leave her.
Monday, August 17, 2009
Chas
*** Editor's note: Today's guest post comes in from Louise. Thanks Louise! ***
Met Chas one summer in Moab, when I worked as a seasonal ranger in Canyonlands National Park. Ran into him at the Laundromat in town, exchanged stories, contact info. His claim to fame was that he had served as the body double for Brad Pitt during the filming of Thelma and Louise many years before. Now he was in his late thirties and beginning to show wear and tear at the edges. I was much younger.
He did in fact look remarkably like Brad Pitt in profile. Even from the front, except when he smiled - his face crinkled all the wrong ways. The weathered face and neck of someone who had stayed too long on the windy high plateau.
Soon after, he turned up at the Park just as I was getting off work. What I remember most was his cringe-inducing comment as we hiked the river path. "The park is so “sensual,” he enthused, "can't you just feel it." Later in the evening, more memorable moments. First, he assured me that he had recently been tested, undergone a health exam. Just a week ago as luck would have it, and he was STD free. Then he whipped out the paper work to confirm it. Just happened to have it on him. All the markings of a clinic certificate generated on a home computer.
Months later, curiosity kicked in. Rented Thelma and Louise CD to check out the Brad body-double bit parts to see if it was Chas. Only definitive shot was a headless camera sweep of Brad’s abdominal area in the motel scene with Thelma. Awesome abs, but prolly not Chas.
Met Chas one summer in Moab, when I worked as a seasonal ranger in Canyonlands National Park. Ran into him at the Laundromat in town, exchanged stories, contact info. His claim to fame was that he had served as the body double for Brad Pitt during the filming of Thelma and Louise many years before. Now he was in his late thirties and beginning to show wear and tear at the edges. I was much younger.
He did in fact look remarkably like Brad Pitt in profile. Even from the front, except when he smiled - his face crinkled all the wrong ways. The weathered face and neck of someone who had stayed too long on the windy high plateau.
Soon after, he turned up at the Park just as I was getting off work. What I remember most was his cringe-inducing comment as we hiked the river path. "The park is so “sensual,” he enthused, "can't you just feel it." Later in the evening, more memorable moments. First, he assured me that he had recently been tested, undergone a health exam. Just a week ago as luck would have it, and he was STD free. Then he whipped out the paper work to confirm it. Just happened to have it on him. All the markings of a clinic certificate generated on a home computer.
Months later, curiosity kicked in. Rented Thelma and Louise CD to check out the Brad body-double bit parts to see if it was Chas. Only definitive shot was a headless camera sweep of Brad’s abdominal area in the motel scene with Thelma. Awesome abs, but prolly not Chas.
Online Dating Personals Service Websites
In recent times single online dating services are most ordinary. Singles from all over the world is flocking into online dating services in search of their partner. People have different requirements and criteria. All want a partner who can be completely live in harmony and happy with each other.
There are single men seeking for single women, gays seeking for another gay, lesbians seeking their partner, elderly men seeking love in internet, divorcees to find a online dating partner and build up their life again, and single parents who search for another single parent to understand and support each other—the list goes on.
The best part of the online dating service is they have solution for all of them! Nobody needs to be disappointed in finding that special one. There are endless choices in front of them. Only thing they need to do is use it properly.
If your search is for another single parent to date online, you can register with the respective dating websites to chat and date. Being a single parent is tough and searching for someone comes as natural for them.
For them a single online dating service is the best to find the right dating personals. When you consider for a date, you definitely think about a person who loves you and your children.
Now it become really easy for single parents to find a person either a single parent themselves or any other singles. For growing up children it is most important to have a partner. You can solve that problem now easily with an online dating web site.Finding a dating personals and having date with them.
When you first decide about searching a partner, probably you need to talk to your children. You are not sure how there reaction would be. They may or may not understand your wishes. However, we should understand that they are too young and do not know the toughness of the world. Proper discussions and patient approach can help you in making them understanding the situation. They gradually will cope with your interests.
When you sign up with an online dating service websites, do not forget the importance of honesty and opens. They are the best ways to reach your goals. You should let the other person know all about your life, especially when you have failed a relationship. You have to discuss a lot of things with your prospective partner including your children.
Also it is important to find the right web site. You can find a huge number of such online dating services. Finding the right one can be a little difficult without a thorough investigation on the websites.
If you are completely ignorant about the dating websites you can take advice from people who know about such websites. Even you can take help from reviews about the websites. After spending a considerable amount of time on such sites you will come to know which is popular and reliable.
Source: articleforfree.com/
There are single men seeking for single women, gays seeking for another gay, lesbians seeking their partner, elderly men seeking love in internet, divorcees to find a online dating partner and build up their life again, and single parents who search for another single parent to understand and support each other—the list goes on.
The best part of the online dating service is they have solution for all of them! Nobody needs to be disappointed in finding that special one. There are endless choices in front of them. Only thing they need to do is use it properly.
If your search is for another single parent to date online, you can register with the respective dating websites to chat and date. Being a single parent is tough and searching for someone comes as natural for them.
For them a single online dating service is the best to find the right dating personals. When you consider for a date, you definitely think about a person who loves you and your children.
Now it become really easy for single parents to find a person either a single parent themselves or any other singles. For growing up children it is most important to have a partner. You can solve that problem now easily with an online dating web site.Finding a dating personals and having date with them.
When you first decide about searching a partner, probably you need to talk to your children. You are not sure how there reaction would be. They may or may not understand your wishes. However, we should understand that they are too young and do not know the toughness of the world. Proper discussions and patient approach can help you in making them understanding the situation. They gradually will cope with your interests.
When you sign up with an online dating service websites, do not forget the importance of honesty and opens. They are the best ways to reach your goals. You should let the other person know all about your life, especially when you have failed a relationship. You have to discuss a lot of things with your prospective partner including your children.
Also it is important to find the right web site. You can find a huge number of such online dating services. Finding the right one can be a little difficult without a thorough investigation on the websites.
If you are completely ignorant about the dating websites you can take advice from people who know about such websites. Even you can take help from reviews about the websites. After spending a considerable amount of time on such sites you will come to know which is popular and reliable.
Source: articleforfree.com/
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